So, you got too drunk- again…drunk-dialed your ex- again…and told them that you missed them- again. Only, this time your friends didn’t snatch the phone and disconnect at the time when you were telling them just how many times you switch your laptop’s wallpaper to relive your moments together. They had a bet going on, and well, let’s just say a big fat wad changed hands. So, yeah- you getting too drunk meant a giant glob of damage for you and an even bigger reward for your buddy! Maybe, he won’t be one, after you read this. Either way, you know you can do crazy things when you are drunk beyond limits for your own good- so, why not dial down how much you down, eh?
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Let not things spiral out of control when you are drunk off your bum, because here’s the honest picture of how you act when you are wasted:
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Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You’re known for your go-getter and risk-taker kind of attitude. So when you’re inebriated, it would be amusing to know that you can get even more impulsive. You might take reckless and rash actions that will bring moments of regret later like giving away your car keys to anyone or even you credit card. You might even book tickets to Vegas when completely wasted. Your friends are your only hope who can save you from doing such things that can only be described as foolhardy.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
When wasted, you can go from light and flirty to aggressive in a matter of seconds. At one point of time, you’ll find yourself laughing and enjoying the ambience of the place while the next moment, you see yourself fighting with people over petty issues. People see no point in arguing with you because no matter what they’ll never be able to change your views about a particular thing that you strongly believe in, especially when you’re drunk. Whether the topic be regarding sports or a nice place to buy pants, you’ll fight with all your might.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
It is difficult to gauge as to what mood you’ll be taking on when you’re drunk as you’re known to have two basic moods when inebriated-social and downer. Sometimes you might be the social chit-chatter of the party brightening up the aura of the party while sometimes, you might sit alone in a corner and cry you heart out. No one can really perceive the reason as to why you’re sobbing, but they don’t disturb you. So, now you can see whether getting drunk is a good idea for you or not.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
You need to stay away from your drunken state as much as possible because you just won’t stop talking when drunk. You make people sit around you and start blabbering about your feelings and how life had been unfair to you. You never stop going on and on about how people have hurt you badly and how they did things that caused you extreme pain. People never like it; hence, you’re known to bring the party level down.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)
You lose all sense of your inhibitions when you get drunk. You make people laugh and have fun yourself. You’re lively, exuberant and high-spirited. You are loud with the extremely funny things you say and don’t seem to care about what others might think of you. But the fun fact is that even when you’re wasted, you still manage to look good and people find you as the heartbeat of the party.
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Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
You need not worry because your ‘out-of-control’ is very much in control. You’re pretty shy and contained even when it comes to being high and drunk. It seems as if you’re having a good time when drunk. But the next day, you’ll find faults with all that you thought you said and might even start apologizing for your behavior to people you thought were affected by it. But your apology was totally unnecessary because you don’t get negative or offensive at all.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
You have no control over your reticence when you’re drinking. You can even start making out with any random stranger in a bar when you’re drunk, which you normally wouldn’t do. You can relax as this is not a huge problem because ultimately it’s all about feeling good. You might end up waking up with regrets in the morning, but at least you can be thankful that you did not commit things that might land you up in jail.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
You’re a very passionate sign and it’s all the more highlighted and more prominent when you get drunk. However, that’s not the main problem- the main problem is when you go on rambling about your past and all those wrong decisions and mistakes that you’ve committed, it makes you insecure. The fact that you pose all your inebriated intensity of feelings towards your own moral breakdown causing self-destruction and self-degradation is the reason why you should hardly get drunk.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
When you’re inebriated, you think you’re the heart-throb of the party. You just start blabbering about life and all its prejudices, all about the universe and its inequity. You talk about everything and just wouldn’t stop. People find it very annoying to be around you at parties because of such rants. Your tirades are very tiring, not interesting at all. You’re much more fun and amusing when you’re sober.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
When you’re not sober, you’re a huge show-off. You suddenly start flaunting off your skill-set to everyone and they’ve no interest in knowing it because they are at a party and not an interview room. But you turn into such a hot-shot know-it-all that you have to boast off your talents and smartness and you keep going until you’re down and gain some senses.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
You like all the people in your life and you love to hang out with them. But when you’re drunk and high, you don’t want to have ‘fun’ with your people anymore. You’d rather go home and lie back comfortably on your couch in your pajamas and watch some series or movies with popcorn by your side. That’s your definition of chilling-you really abhor company at such times and just want to be alone.
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Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
The sole problem with you drinking is that the drunk-you does not know how to control their feelings and how to stop them from spilling out of your own mind. If there are certain views about your ex in your mind, you should certainly not drink because then, it might cause you to blurt out to you ex all that you’ve been feeling. Calling your ex when drunk is a bad idea and so is texting or sending them an email which shouldn’t ever be sent. So, watch out!
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