Because   

• Even Superman needs a drink after a tough day…

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• Didn’t have much to do today!
• It’s the first week of the month!
• It’s the last week of the month!
• My exams just ended.
• This exam stress is killing me!

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• Obama has only 358 days (as of 27-01-2016) left in office!
• It’s Monday!

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• Throwback Thursday!
• Thank God it’s Friday!
• How does the day matter?
• It’s sh***y weather…
• It’s a beautiful day…
• I don’t want that open bottle of wine to go bad!
• Doesn’t the same apply to whiskey?
• It’s my 3rd cousin’s boyfriend’s sister’s birthday…
• I am still drunk, so ftw!

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• It’s my birthday!
• It was my birthday, last month!
• I am going to a wedding.
• My bestie’s baby shower.
• I am surrounded by three people. So it’s a party!
• I am an underage who wants to break some rules.
• I am an overage who gives no s***!

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• I am bored doing the same thing every year.

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• I am very excited about tomorrow!
• I just broke up.

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• I am about to pop the question.
• My boss is an a**hole!
• Lost my job.
• Got a promotion.
• New Year’s Eve: The last night that I drink…
• 1st of Jan: Time to break some resolutions! 😉

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• If I don’t drink it, someone else will.  I am saving lives!
• Around 1.7 million people work in the brewing industry. Can’t let them go unfed!
• I am called “Chuggy bear” for a reason. Got to keep it up!
• I am not called Chuggy bear for a reason! Need to make amends!
• My soul mate may be wandering in that bar ☺
• It’s better to have a great time that I won’t remember than a dull one that I will!
• Churchill got drunk. And FDR too. Hitler didn’t. Get my point!
• Al Qaeda forbids drinking!
• Man City vs ManU
• Arsenal vs Chelsea!
• Ex-boyfriend!

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• Pushy client! (Thank God the ‘h’ is not silent in English!)
• F*cktard neighbor.
• Empty bank account…
• Credit card bills! Duh!
• PMS. Period!

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• I am not drunk… not yet!

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• YOLO!
• Drunk sex! 😉
• No sex. ☹

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• I don’t have to drive! 😉
• Beer. Isn’t that reason enough?!

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• Medical reasons!
• Drinking games.
• I am socially awkward…

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• I’m the life of the party
• Because he doesn’t look like his Tinder profile picture!

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• India’s losing the match!
• Oh! India won!
• Rahul Gandhi (?!!!)
• Mother-in-law in town!

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• Because of Honey Singh! (Char bottle Vodka, gimme!)
• Cheers to alcohol!

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• Shahid Kapoor got married!
• But Farhan is getting divorced!
• It’s easy to swallow my food with!
• There is no food!
• It’s happy hour.
• Christian Grey is fictitious.
• And so is Mr. Darcy!
• But Donald Trump exists!
• Valentine’s Day is coming!
• Why?!
• Meeting my old friends!
• Saying bye to old friends!
• Goes with my ghazals…
• I need to burn the dance floor!

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• Last day of freedom: I’m going home for my holidays.
• I am home, c’mon!
• No f*cks to give!
• You can blame everything you did last night on the tequila!
• Couples who get drunk together stay together
• Imperial blue: Men will be men! 😉

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• Whatever!

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• Red bull may give you wings but rum balls! 😉
• No great story started with anyone eating a salad!
• It’s delicious. Ask Bailey’s Irish cream!
• Drunk texts to ex…
• Gin is not the answer. But milk isn’t either!
• Only margarita thinks I can dance!

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• Not all good things are expensive. Ask Old Monk!
• Sex on the beach!
• Pouring myself some dinner is cooler.
• I won’t swap it for any superpower… or the world…

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• I am not sure if alcohol kills people but many are surely born out of it! Ask Rachel and Ross.
• Coz I am all out of ideas!

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• Why the hell not?!

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