If you know where to look – or even if you don’t – you can find tons of dating advice. What to do, what not to do, how to behave, how to end a date, do you kiss her on the first date, what to talk about on the said first date, what not to talk about, how to be the perfect gentleman (even if you’re a jerk otherwise) – you name it, and you got it.
So it’s no wonder that Twitter, a bottomless well of untapped talent from around the world, came up with a new hashtag – #UnhingedDatingTips. It shows you exactly what not to do on a date – first or otherwise, or, how to get out of a bad date – however you want to look at it. 😛
Suggested read: 12 times people were sorry for what they tweeted
Some of these tweets are hilarious, while others are ridiculous. Check out some of the most amusing tweets about dating tips: #UnhingedDatingTips
Violate all restraining orders, love can’t be rained in by a piece of paper #UnhingedDatingTips
— Tim Kelly GMC (@TimKcomic) February 24, 2016
Swap clothing occasionally to ensure you’re both gender identifying properly.
— Guapo 20Sxtn (@GuapoFlames) February 24, 2016
#UnhingedDatingTips
date an orphan- no family to impress— michael greer (@mgreer423) February 24, 2016
#UnhingedDatingTips absolutely under no circumstances are you to respect their personal space.
— Dana (@sunkisseeddd) February 24, 2016
#UnhingedDatingTips cupids arrow right between the eyes…
works like a charm! pic.twitter.com/kwxXA1KxVF— pH1 offline (@pH1Online) February 24, 2016
Call them “group dates” when more than one of your personalities will be attending. #UnhingedDatingTips @UnhingedTags
— MyLittleGarrone (@MyLittleGarrone) February 24, 2016
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Craigslist– it’s completely safe— Patricia LoL (@thePatriciaRae) February 24, 2016
Never let her go…even to the bathroom #UnhingedDatingTips
— Tim Kelly GMC (@TimKcomic) February 24, 2016
Share a toothbrush on the first date. It shows you care about good dental hygiene.
#UnhingedDatingTips— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) February 24, 2016
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ALWAYS use a condom!
Even if you’re just having sausage for dinner! pic.twitter.com/4kOFqG7VkV— pH1 offline (@pH1Online) February 24, 2016
#UnhingedDatingTips Show her your collection of photos you took of her while she was asleep
— Kesha Tedder (@KeshaTedder) February 24, 2016
Play with her hair. Make sure she is sleeping however so you don’t have to explain how you got into the house. #UnhingedDatingTips
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) February 24, 2016
Sweep them off their feet #UnhingedDatingTips pic.twitter.com/3uzpoTloJ3
— Tim Kelly GMC (@TimKcomic) February 24, 2016
While out on a dinner date just stare while he eats. It shows him how interested you really are. #UnhingedDatingTips pic.twitter.com/0cggjWa7v0
— Bella Elle (@Preciosa_Liz) February 24, 2016
If she tries to eat your fries, stab her with your fork to assert your dominance #UnhingedDatingTips
— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) February 24, 2016
Correct their grammar at every opportunity. You’ll look clever, & they’ll really appreciate benefiting from your wisdom #UnhingedDatingTips
— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) February 24, 2016
When you drop her off for the night, ask if she’d be willing to go to your website and fill out an online survey #unhingeddatingtips
— Eternal Fat Kid (@EternalFatKid) February 24, 2016
#UnhingedDatingTips order some flava beans and a nice Chianti pffft pffft pffft at the drive through pic.twitter.com/gR9G6KjzO8
— TaffyApple (@TracyinWales) February 24, 2016
Drop napkin to untie his shoe under the table.
When kneels to tie it, yell, “I DO!” in front of a crowd of witnesses.
— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) February 25, 2016
Look through her window just to make sure she doesn’t have trouble falling asleep… #UnhingedDatingTips
— Luis Marquez (@Lgmack) February 25, 2016
Don’t shower. Capture her with your man musk. #UnhingedDatingTips
— Rust-oleum (@zullnero) February 25, 2016
Ask him what his favorite colors are so that you can plan the color theme for your wedding 😛 #UnhingedDatingTips
— Chaitra R (@ChaitraRlg) March 1, 2016
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