What is the most adventurous thing people stuck in their jobs and work schedules take pleasure from – taking a (fake and completely unnecessary sick leave, of course!) And we are no exceptions, right? So, here are some of the most (hilariously) terrible excuses that must never be used for calling in a sickie (but we’ve all tried at least one or two from the lot, ha!).
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Read on and don’t forget to mark the ones you’re planning to use next!
1. Getting lucky and getting lost!
‘Umm, I picked up a beauty last night, but woke up with no money and no clothes in the middle of nowhere.’
2. Getting lucky and losing it
‘Even after a weekend in Las Vegas, I still have the green running; let Monday try my luck’ (please!)
3. The moral support emergency
‘My neighbor’s dog gave birth to five pups, and I’ll have to nurse them today!’
4. The (yet another) sad death of your (yet another) granny
‘I am lost, my granny’s no more’
(and you probably will have to stay out of town for a good couple of days!)
5. The wonderful vehicular tragedy
‘My car broke on the route to nowhere land!’
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6. The Game of Thrones depression
‘Lord Stark died
his wife died
her son died
his wife died
their unborn child died!’
Of course, you are devastated; you have every reason to be!
7. The broken limb distress
As long as you don’t forget to show up with the plaster on after a week’s rest and stay off the volleyball courts – you’re fine!
‘I fell down the stairs!’ (classic)
8. The alleged alien intervention
‘I was just walking back to my home from work and I saw a light buzzing from above, the next thing I know, I’m waking up in my backyard with no recollection of anything at all!’
9. The fashion frenzy gone all wrong
‘I dyed my hair and it’s orange now!’
10. The perfection of pet troubles
‘My dog’s teething and I just gotta be here.’
‘My fish died just now.’
‘My cat ripped off the alarm.’
11. The uniform mishap
‘I was on my way to work, but my pants got torn midway!’ 😛
12. The ultimate excuse explosion – when it just slipped your mind!
‘I lost the track of what month and date it is!’
‘I forget that I got hired for the job!’ (epic, isn’t it?)
Don’t you forget to share what’s your best most terrible (and the most effective) reason for sick leave till date, there’s a comments section below!
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