12 Things You Know To Be True If You Love Sleeping

by Shruti Fatehpuria · December 7, 2015

If I could get three more hours in a day, you know what I would invest them in –SLEEP!

‘I could do it with my eyes closed- like I am so good at it.’ Seriously! if you don’t love sleeping (Nottie hotties, not that way), I can’t be friends with you.

If you’re a sleep junkie like me (I like you already), here are 12 things you will swear are effing true.

1. Good morning! FTW!

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Ever heard someone say good morning? Really? How could a morning possibly be good when you are waking me up from my sweet slumber. It will start with a shower of slangs if you try to mix ‘good’ and mornings. Morning is never good. Period.

2. Resume skill – sleeping

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Don’t judge me but if I ever sat for an honest job interview and they asked me the skill I was best at, I would really like to say sleeping. I bet I could do it effortlessly, easily, anywhere, everywhere and anytime. If only I could get paid for this talent, man I would be the richest creature ever!

3. Worst words – Monday Mornings

I almost hate the letter M because heck Mornings and Mondays, they so s**k! This is the reason I chose to freelance, no Mondays, no mornings because noon is the new morning and Mondays be like Sundays – in my fu**ng PJS. Jealous, much?

4. Dude, you sleep a lot?

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Where is the unfriend button? You’re a retard if you believe that in a thing as too much sleep. I could sleep 25 hours a day and you know what, give me one more and I would still pick sleeping. I don’t even need food if I could just have that comfy bed of mine..and Ryan Gosling dreams!

5. Anywhere! Everywhere

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If you truly love sleeping, you don’t need a huge mattress or a big sized bed to sleep. Swinging on the bus – sleep! Boring lectures – sleep! Dreadful exam hall – sleep! Peeing in the bathroom – definitely sleep! I mean, yeah- I do- I’m a girl! 😉 LIKE A BOSS.

6. Outing – NO!

What’s our perfect idea of an outing? One big bed and three pillows and 45 hours of undisturbed sleep. Sometimes, when I am so engrossed in my sleeping spree, I don’t even need a bio-break. I should audition for being a superhero, don’t you think?

7. Wired and tired

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You would think we would look all Punjabi batteried, hopping around with never-ending charge after all the power naps. Bubble burst! It doesn’t happen. No matter how much we sleep, it is still less and we will look like a zombie let loose all the frigging time.

8. Vacation – sleeping time

My idea of a vacation – a sleeping spree. Tada, budget friendly, eh?

9. Coffee vs bed pleasure?

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I don’t get the addiction to coffee. I would choose my bed over your coffee any day. In fact I detest coffee because it feels like I am cheating on sleeping and I am such a doting lover. But bring me a cup after I have woken up (on my own) and I won’t complain. That’s just healthy flirting, you see? 😉

10. Lord save the ones who wake you up

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Aw! Dare not see my wrath when someone pops in to wake me up. Someday, they should just learn to stop touching me anywhere if they want to live with their hands! Also, I have broken all alarm clocks in my room. All! And no, my phone’s NOT for that!

11. The lazy bums

Of course it comes naturally. If you sleep a lot, you got to be lazy. Can’t really type much to explain coz I would love to sneak an additional sleeping hour.

12. ZZZ

*The writer has apparently slept.*

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