7 Types of Creepy Guys We Have All Encountered

by Amrin Talib · December 4, 2015

The creepy guys species is so creepily common- you wanna cry out to the overlords to make them extinct.

Yep, they are THAT bad. Don’t believe me? Look at some specimens:

1. Mr. I-Am-So-Great

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This guy just cannot stop talking about himself- boasting about how girls throw themselves on his chiseled (NOT!) body and how all women bow before his otherworldly good looks and kiss his feet. He reminds you continuously how you should feel lucky he’s ‘chosen’ to talk to you. My response- please stop before I throw up, mister.

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2. Mr. Touchy-Feely-Guy

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This is the guy you meet in trains or crowded buses. He will ‘accidentally’ brush his hand against you, or try to feel you up and pretend it was all innocent. When you glare at him, he will smile creepily. My response- *shudders*

3. Mr. What-Is-Personal-Space

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We all have that one colleague who has no idea what the concept of personal space means. He finds reasons to hug you and talk to you whenever and wherever. And he is always so close when making a conversation, you can easily tell what he had for breakfast. My response- F*ck off!

4. Mr. Never-Seen-A-Girl-Before

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This type takes you on a *creepy stare fest* They can’t stop staring at your legs, maybe because they have never seen legs before or your face or down your t-shirt! With no grain of decency in their bodies, these guys are everywhere. No matter what you say or do, they just don’t stop. My response- ghar mein maa behen nahi hai kya, bhai?

5. Mr. Older-Guy-Into-Younger-Girls

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When a guy as old as your father starts hitting on you, it can get real creepy, real fast. It never turns out like Suburban Girl, and so you are better off it. The best thing to say is “I am your daughter’s age, sir. Please leave me alone!” and move on! (Unless, of course, he is George Clooney).

6. Mr. Social-Media-Stalker

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This type of person will add you on Facebook, follow you on Twitter and Instagram and even ping you on your long dead Kik account. He will dig out your old posts from 2009 and like and comment on all of your profile pictures, especially the embarrassing ones, making them resurface on your profile. Not to forget the “Hi baby doll looking nyc” type flood he will have washing down your inbox! He may seem like a harmless creep, but can turn out to be a real life stalker! My response- BLOCK!

7. Mr. Dirty-Talker

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This guy’s creepiness oozes out long after you are assured he is ‘decent.’ For instance- you bump into him online and you think to yourself ‘he seems nice’ when- the tables turn and he tries to, not-so-subtly, compliment you on how your ass looks in the picture you posted with your best friend, or how your ta-tas are showing way too much in your latest Instagram pic. My response- BLOCK and report. #GirlSolidarity

Have you come across any more specimens of the ‘creepy guys’ species? Tell us about them in the comments below.

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