I am not really looney about weddings, not when I have to show up single AF, anyway!

I mean come to think of it- you are going to get dressed anyway- but there will hardly be a compliment that will truly spread an enviable color on your cheeks! <sigh>

Anyhoo, if you, too, are in the same hell’s-a-picnic-compared-to-attending-weddings-alone phase, I am sure you will relate to my single and attending a wedding woes:

1. Not only are you single, but you also don’t have a plus-one…

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2. …which means that son of a b*tch photographer can stick his ‘let’s get one with just the couples’ gun up your nose…

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3. So, you will just have to silently trudge toward the singles’ table to hear horror stories about…well… being single…

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4. …and asked if you’d be getting married anytime soon…

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5. Drinks please!!

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6. Oopsie, no open bar!

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7. And there, your ex is traipsing in with a date! FML!

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8. While you are being asked to dance… by a child…

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9. …or worse, just asked to look after him while his parents go dance!

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10. DRINKS!!!

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11. Experiencing an existential crisis every five minutes looking at ‘happy couples!’

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12. Are you ever going to find LOVE?

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13. Are you good enough?

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14. And repeating to yourself you are- a 100 times! #MakingSure

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15. And even if you aren’t, there’s cake to drown your woes!

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After all, you are holding out for something PERFECT and that’s gonna take time right?

Until then, partaayyy! 😉

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