So you are a binge thinker? Your brain is a b*tch, a sadist who loves torturing you? It’s a death trap, right?
If you are thinking (read: overthinking) whether you should waste your time reading this post, here are a few signs, which if you subscribe to, this post is indeed about you!
- You try to find a meaning to everything, especially your life?
- Let it go? Like how? Like why?
- I want to have a glass of Cappuccino. What did I just say? Oh! Hell! They are going to judge me all my life for this!
- But did they hear me?
- Your ex just texted you. *Calls up everyone on the planet to find out what this means.
- Social media is your minefield.
- ‘Why’ is your favorite word!
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So a “yes” to all of that? Babe, there are definitely a few things you need to stop worrying about.
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Let’s have a look at the 30 below for starters!
- Why are my boobs so big?
- Can’t I just transfer some of that fat to my ass?
- This mini hurricane just raped the hairdo that I took almost 3 hours to get right!
- *Logs into Facebook* every f*cking one is getting engaged or married?!!!
- Or going off on a vacation and getting wasted!
- Is the cast of ZNMD jinxed? Well, all of them have broken off!
- And yet neither of them are dating me!
- How does this DIY thingy work?
- Jon Snow shouldn’t have died!
- That guy just complimented me… He wants to get into my pants!
- That guy didn’t compliment me?!! I am surely looking like my cat coughed up!
- Should I type “K” or copy paste a Wordsworth stanza? But I don’t want to get Wordsworth-zoned.
- Only 98 likes on my profile pic? Where did I go wrong?
- Why am I a creep magnet?
- What do I order? Now that I am going last, everyone’s gonna hear me out loud! *Shudders behind the menu*
- What the f*ck is this? #InstantFoodRegret. I should have let them order for me!
- My head aches… Cancer! The universe has been plotting this for a while now!
- Okay I am getting chest pains… heart attack? No wait! Definitely cancer!
- Scorpio Horoscope: Break up! *Worries, though single AF!*
- *Thinks of a tweet. Recomposes it for an hour to not look lame!*
- No comments yet? *Deletes it immediately because can’t you see it is lame!*
- When a friend is 3 minutes late! *Thinks of 500 ways in which she must have died on the way*
- Okay, I just lost a follower on Tumblr! *Spends entire evening trying to figure out what went wrong!*
- I have been working out for 2 hours and the weighing scale reads the same!! FTW!
- *Just finished watching the reruns of Friends for the fifth time!* And then the horror: What do I do with my life now?
- All that happens on Bigg Boss is a gimmick?
- Will I ever get married? Do I want to get married? No, but I want that ceremony bit…
- What if I never want kids? What if I am forced to have them? What if I hate them? What if they hate me?
- He hasn’t replied to my last text which was like 15 seconds back. Our relationship is reaching its shelf life! We need to talk…
- Do I overthink? No I don’t. But I do…*Overthinking within an overthought!*
Did you know: The more you overthink the less you will understand? Oops! What have I done?! Sorry! 😉
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