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If Game Of Thrones Characters Were On Tinder, Their Tinder Bios Would Be…

Of late, it seems like the whole world has taken to Tinder to find love. And while I am not really the pro-online dating types, I can’t help noticing how the swipe-epidemic seems to have latched on to people and no vaccine shot seems to work. They do have their fingers swollen and eyes shot from all the incessant swipe-o-mania though! I, on the other hand, am glued to binge-watching my favorite shows- for that seems like a more ‘useful waste’ of time to me! And in the midst of the sitting-on-my-edge-and-watching-Game-Of-Thrones, I can’t help but wish Jon Snow would someday swipe me right. A girl can dream, right? 😉

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This wishful fancy came in one of these weekends when I was watching Game of Thrones and took a teeny tiny break to order pizza when my best friend constantly kept beeping in. So, I told the pizza place it’d be a regular and put her on. She told me how she had met this incredible guy on Tinder and thought she’d finally found ‘the one’ (happens to her every two weeks). And when I ended the call after some jaw dropping accounts (can’t validate the veracity) of how ‘incredible’ this Tinder guy was, how she filtered him from among a hundred Tinder profiles and how they just ‘clicked’ were overflowing from my ears, my screen un-paused to show Jon Snow! For a moment, I thought he swooned for me. I swooned back.

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And I wondered what his Tinder bio’d read? (Yeah, I don’t think there’s any other place I can bump into him- sad but true!) And I wondered what the Tinder profiles of Ned Stark, Cersei, Daenerys, and the other characters from Game Of Thrones would look like? And I came up with these:

1. Daenerys Targaryen – If you can burn me, you’re in!

Daenerys_Tinder profile

2. Tyrion Lannister – I am big exactly where it matters! 😉

Tyrion_Tinder profile

3. Jaime Lannister – A new day, a new slay! And I <3 my family!

Jaime_Tinder profile

4. Jon Snow – I wear my ‘shame’ as my ‘honor’ and armor! You can’t hurt me!

         Also, I will take you North for a date!

Jon Sno_Tinder profile

5. Cersei Lannister – From my family? Swipe right. Not from my family? Die!

Cersei_Tinder profile

6. Petyr Baelish – I am in love with your mom!

Petyr_Tinder profile

7. Sansa Stark – My dad’s totes kinda lost it when I moved to the big city. All I want is to get married to the guy I like, bear his children and settle down!

Sansa_Tinder profile

8. Arya Stark – Swipe left, you got no chance! Didn’t you hear me, let’s sword-fight!

 Arya_Tinder profile

9. Lady Melisandre – Kings are welcome, as is cuddling by the fire!

Melisandre_Tinder profile

10. Hodor – Uh, what?

Hodor_Tinder profile

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Which of these Tinder profiles did you like the best? Any ideas for a favorite we missed out? Would you swipe right for Jaime Lannister? Cersei? Tell us in the comments below.

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What Would Game Of Thrones Characters' Tinder Profiles Would Look Like
Ever wondered if Game Of Thrones characters took to Tinder, what their Tinder profiles would look like? We took a shot... ;)
Sejal Parikh

Sejal Parikh

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