Mallu girls have gorgeous skin and hair (all that coconut oil has to show somewhere, no?), and Mallu boys come with a multitude of degrees. Aiyoo, take your pick, there are plenty of us.
1. You never have to lug us around after a party because we get sloshed. 20 drinks and going strong!
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2. We have awesome films. Which of course, are made with TWO superstars who refuse to age!
3. Seafood with seafood? WHY NOT! 😉
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4. Call us Madrasis and we’ll probably breakup with you. Hey, cool trick! 😉
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5. Endless elephant rides! Need we say more?
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6. You will get to hog on yummy dishes on banana leaves. Go figure!
7. You can easily dodge awkward questions. Every time your parents ask you your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s name, you can say ‘Chhodo na, bahut difficult hai!’
8. Lifelong availability of a variety of fish.
9. Only hair that is beautiful is long hair. Very long hair.
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10. We are breezy people – like mundus and flip flops we love so much.
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11. We will bring home a kilo (or more) of gold home after shaadi. Hah! We come loaded.
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12. Probably will bring a gallon of coconut oil too!
13. If you don’t like food cooked with coconut oil, too bad. Stay hungry for the rest of your life.
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14. Same if you don’t like fish. It’s a staple for us.
15. We look good in sarees.
16. Coconut oil slicked hair is sexy. IT IS.
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17. Mohanlal. Mammootty. Ageless wonders!
18. ‘Gulf mein ho? Meet my uncle and come!’
19. If you ever have a fever or sprain your ankle, don’t worry. We are experts in medical care. Arre, aunty nurse hai na, Gulf mein.
20. You can’t argue with us. Accent suna hai? Anger will melt right away!
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21. After looking at the menu for 20 minutes, we will order the same thing every time – Thalassery biriyani.
22. No, no. Avial is not a rock band.
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23. You can cook fish for us. Every day. With kanji.
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24. We can teach you the difference between Onam and Vishu. No, they are not the same.
25. And no, we don’t have an accent. Pazz da caafi naav.
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26. We are simble people. We see banana, we fry banana.
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27. If you see white and red in big, open house, you’re probably in the right house. (Or could be wrong, everyone has the same color code)
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So we have here, let’s see – amazing food, amazing food, a boatload of gold, and Gulf mein relatives. Aur kya chahiye tumko?
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