Be it a guy, a gal, or even a unicorn – none have ever escaped the charm of a Virgo woman! Attractive, brainy, and perfect (of course), dating this maiden is like living with a member of the Censor board! She exposes your flaws left and right, but oh! She means well! Cameron Diaz may have been a “Bad Teacher” but Virgo women, generally, make amazing instructors because they always know best! (Well, that logic would make them good mothers too, and Mother Gothel would agree with me!) A stonewall on one hand and a hopeless romantic on the other, the conflicting personas of a Virgo woman in love is going to keep you guessing the entire time. But what is love if not a little challenging?!
“Is the Virgin a chaste little saint?” you ask me. Oopsy, I am going to burst your bubble! A Virgo woman in love needs to be worshiped; love is a verb, a doing word! She wants you to take action, not just sit there blowing your own horn!
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P.S. When in a relationship with a Virgo lassie, I suggest you get yourself registered at several libraries! If you are not up to date on the world, she won’t even think twice before cutting you lose! Alas! In spite of my warnings, if you still want to proceed, do so with caution. We, here are going to advise you about the 8 things you MUST know about loving a Virgo woman!
1. Inspector Morse!
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Loving a Virgo woman is more like working on your financial accounts with an IRS auditor! She is the analyzer: what you say, how you do what you do, why you eat with a fork, and even why you chew odd number of times; every single detail is inspected! She is will judge you every moment, but you, comrade, dare not make any comments about what you think of her! Else, it’s game over! Not because she disagrees with you, but how dare you tell her about what’s wrong? That’s her job, remember?! If you want to know the extent of this evaluating worm, make a suggestion of adopting a pet. Her reply is sure to be, “Let’s have a look at the situation we have here. I am up by 6. I will have to feed and take it for a stroll! So 7:00. Then I need to go to buy 3 packets of cereal which will cost $30…..” Period!
2. A dope to probe
Beyonce
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She is Mother Teresa when it comes to healing and waving a hand of love to do away with any chaos in your life. Oops! The Mother was a Virgo! Moving forward, a Virgo woman in love will help her man solve any and every problem he might go through (not just because she loves him, it’s because cracking problems give her a high!). The universe is in order because of the Virgos (ATLEAST THAT IS WHAT SHE THINKS!). Her clarity of thought will help her break your problem into a number of compartments and then deal with them part by part, with surgical precision. Just imagine what will happen if you ever become her ‘problem’?! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! <cue evil laugh>
3. Juicer, take it slow!
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A Virgo woman is wrongly accused of being cold in a relationship. Just because she has a calm demeanor doesn’t in any way mean she is a pumpkin! She is an onion (bingo!): one has to peel her one layer at a time! Beneath the cool surface is the real Virgo! Virgo women in love are zealous and passionate. She will try not to puke out all her secrets to you because she doesn’t want to become vulnerable (an unbearable thought to this Polar she-bear!). Patience is your answer! Court her and work your brains out to impress her. And then, Voila! She will be fully devoted to you (after so much trouble, who wouldn’t?) Slow but never late. If you ever keep her waiting at a dinner date, this trick is the only savior: Walk in furiously. If you are lucky enough she will ask you what’s wrong! Tell her that the line at the ‘library’ (golden word!) delayed you due to a lack of efficiency. She’ll forget about her angst and tell you all about her recent read on guidelines and protocols! Bless your soul, Linda Goodman!
4. “Heel” the world
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Miranda Priestly from ‘The Devil Wears Prada,’ probably was a Virgo because one, she wore Prada, and two, she was a pain! Fussy is the Virgo woman’s alias! When dating a Virgo woman, your conversations on fashion will have reflections of:
Miranda: “…You have no sense of fashion!”
Andrea: “I think that depends on…”
Miranda: “No, no, that wasn’t a question.”
A Virgo woman in love will expect her partner to wear an Armani three piece suit while going to bed, because while going out she wants you to don the Stuart Hughes Diamond Edition! A fussy fashionista to the core!
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5. Aid to bed
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A Virgo woman in love is in no way going to let you cast your (untidy) shadow on her independence. “Cut the apron strings,” is her favorite saying, right after, “Baby, let’s do the dishes”! While loving a Virgo woman, make sure not to offer a helping hand when she is in trouble (washing dishes is not trouble!). That’s offensive, can’t you see?! She is intelligent enough to handle her own problems. However, the only drag here is that complications occur because she won’t accept any kind of help, even intellectual! But if you master the art of giving her space and pass on the suggestions from across the fence, you will have nothing to worry about your bond with the Virgo!
6. Me, myself, and intuition
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Highly intuitive like the wise owl, it doesn’t take her a minute to realize why the dish is flat! Spicing it up then becomes her duty! Virgo woman’s Disney characterization would surely resemble Belle or Ariel, even though both ran willingly into the rabbit hole despite their intuitive capabilities! What’s more irritating is her intuition always proves to be right! She views the world through her soul. With strong instincts, loving a Virgo woman will save you the hassle of using your own brains (that is if you have any!) while making decisions. One small thing that you should keep in mind is that, she ALWAYS worries! Take it from Beyoncé: “I get nervous when I don’t get nervous. If I’m nervous I know I’m going to have a good show.”
7. “I’m not always right. But I’m never wrong!”
Salma Hayek
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Virgos absolutely love talking about their daily grind! (P.S.: The phrase ‘back to the grind’ doesn’t work with them because they never left the grind!) While this should dominate 90% of your conversations with your lady, the rest should involve bizarre pets. I have Salma Hayek to my rescue when she says, “Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea pigs!” You might even talk to her about her collection of butterflies or stamps (or worries!), but only when you know you are allowed to! While in conversation, never end it on a vague note. NEVER! That ticks her off. She is a sucker for closures. The talk should end either on a disagreement (more likely so), or an agreement but not a “maybe”: the Virgo woman’s worst nightmare! Also, brush up on etiquette and your grammar, of course. She may be soft, but one abusive word and you know where you are getting kicked! You will, under no circumstances, pass scrutiny with shabbiness. A #NoShaveNovember is a complete NO!
8. Set fire to the rain
Shania Twain
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Unless you are intimate, you ain’t getting any, brah! If you are planning to drive it “fast and furious,” a crash is confirmed! Unlike her male counterpart, a Virgo woman in love appreciates roses, sunsets, and perfumed love letters! Role playing is her favorite part, but no kinkiness, please! Did you ever imagine how this cold fish could get wild? Well, tell me about it! I will confess that the sizzling, sexual aspect of love is somewhat cowed in the classic Virgo woman, but there’s an enigmatic, soft, waiting eminence in her. ‘Passion of the chi’ is a most pleasing standby to gentlemen who choose the suaveness of a classy romance.
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A Virgo woman in Alice’s wonderland would, without a shadow of a doubt, be a Mock Turtle. She means what she says! She is the female Ozymandias, “whose frown, and wrinkled lip and sneer cold command, tell that its sculptor well those passions read!” A Virgo woman in love likes being told by her partner how beautiful she is. Does that in any way remind you of Snow White’s stepmom?
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