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These Graphs Will Explain How Valentine’s Day Changes As Your Relationship Grows Older

All of us know that when it comes to relationships which have done the rounds for quite some time now, things have a way of cooling off after a while. And by things what I am trying to target is the romance around Valentine’s Day! I know you grew up on Jane Austen and you believe that there is a Mr. Darcy but babe, do you know what happened to them after they got married? Tadaa! That’s what we are going to reveal today. And to make it look important, we even have graphs to support the facts! 😉

The best part however of the couple getting into this comfort zone with one another where none have to impress the alter, if I may say so, is that the vocabulary around Valentine’s Day will get really short and simple.

  • “Happy Valentine’s Day”

“Seriously, I know!”

  • “Do you want me to order from outside?”

“It’s always about what you want!”

  • “You look pretty today”


Yet it is not just the conversations but a hell of a lot other things that undergo a sea change though remaining unseen! Not anymore! *Evil Laugh*

1. So are you occupying ‘vagistan’ this year? 😉

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Birthday sex isn’t the only thing that will stop happening to you!! I don’t know whether you are friends anymore or not, but you are definitely not with benefits!

2. Taufa taufa taufa taufa

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Bhool gaya sab kuch, yaad nahi ab kuch.. Julie, a-a-a-a I … said I don’t remember!

3. Mid-relationship crisis!

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Valentine's Day graphs_New_Love_Times

See it took Salman Khan 16 years to understand and then make these two movies. I got it in 6 years! So does that make me smarter? Or… right I am still dumb! I am in a relationship!

4. Remember when you said I was all that you wanted? Well, be careful what you wish for!

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Valentine's Day graphs_New_Love_Times

Because after 4 years of being in a relationship, picking a gift is cliché. Have you tried picking a fight yet? #Orgasmic

5. The only rehabilitation for cell phone addiction!

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Get into a relationship and bear it for some time. Remember your relationship has a higher cosmic ‘calling’ behind it. You are trying to rid yourself from that addiction you have of the beast of a mobile! 😉

Suggested read: 10 things NOT to do on Valentine’s Day

6. Impress? Baby, it’s 14th of Feb not 1st of April!

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The rabbit doesn’t take the stick if he has the carrot, right? Even if it is the lip-stick! 😉

7. I’m gonna not pop tags only got 20 dollars in my pocket!

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I would rather use that money and buy an Aashirvad aata family pack to save 3 rupees on it!

8. You mean I don’t look good naturally???

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Do I have to go? I have so many important things to do, you know. Like stay at home, look like shit and pretend busy and neglected!

9. Effort put in for cooking something special for bae

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Today’s the only excuse for me to ask him to call a takeaway and you want to ‘take that away’ from me? Why???

10. Browser history

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Valentine's Day graphs_New_Love_Times

So now the stuff you are watching is not even a way how you can make up?! This is the end!  #Facepalm!

So if you both have reached a highly dangerous level of comfort in your relationship, the red flags of which are:

  • You have been together since like forever (Duh!)
  • You finish each other’s sentences
  • You always seem to be on the same page
  • You fart in front of each other and on each other’s faces!

Then my friend your Valentine’s Day is sure as hell going to be crappy! 😉

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10 Graphs That Explain How Valentine's Day Changes As Your Relationship Grows Older
Because it isn't always chocolates and roses on Valentine's Day!
Riya Roy

Riya Roy

“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.” This Isaac Asimov line, embraces my love for writing in the finest and most desperate way that it is and should be! I was tormented by the earnestness of the written word not very early in my journey. But once smitten, it has helped me devour life twice over; savoring the moment and indulging in its memories. As a flâneuse, I wander to understand the intricacies of human relationships. Realizing that, they are just different manifestations of the same feeling of love, has been my greatest learning. I seek to share its opulence through the words I type.