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15 Thoughts Every Girl Has In The Shower

If there’s one place in the entire world where you are free to be yourself, free to be anyone else you want to be and free to be a nobody too- it is the shower! You can ponder over life’s big, unanswerable questions, question the world, think on where your life’s headed or even flip out about the doody stain in the pot! Your thought train picks up immense speed when you are in the shower and you can cover all grounds from everything lying on the bathroom counter to what’s situated light years ago- in a matter of seconds! Don’t believe me?

Here’s what an average shower thought-train looks like, for a girl:

1. Yeh kahan aa gaye hum


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Yes, showers are the best place to analyze how awesome or sh**ty your life is. Every great (or not-so-great-in-hindsight) decision is taken here. Period.

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2. THAT guy!

Why isn’t that hot, hot hunk who walks through you like you were air stopping in the tracks to take notice, eh? Shower some mercy, Shower! Okay- I have gone mad- but seriously- why isn’t that guy interested?

3. I am so hairy


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Is it because I have so much hair on places hair has no business to be in- but hey, I was wearing jeans that day- that can’t be it! He hasn’t seen me naked yet- so he doesn’t KNOW! And my face looks quite alright..

4. What say- mirror, mirror on the wall??


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Yeah- I am pretty..even with that lather sitting on my head, I look like I was the queen of some latherdom…then, why isn’t that HOT guy interested..huh?

5. Whoa! See that – flab…


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Oh! Guess this mirror has some magnifying capacity or something- how can a fab face as this have such flab on the tummy..thighs..ankles…wait- what- is this ME?? I see what he sees now..

6. My world is over…

Yep, now that I am not as fab as I thought I was- what with all the flab I tug along- the world is over! It might not be long before I find some ugly zit on my buttcheek and hair in my buttcrack too! <slides hand to the butt..and> wait..what’s that…oh NO! FML!

7. I guess I should switch to a sad track now…

Coz that’s what suits this situation…

8. But it isn’t that bad- that guy in my class is always throwing love-darts in my direction- I can’t be THAT bad..


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<steps closer to the mirror> Yeah- that was the steam, definitely the steam- see- I am fit and fabulous! Life’s good again. But I better do something about my b*tt pimple, though! <starts singing>

9. Atif Aslam, where art thou?


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I am definitely going to list bathroom singing on my résumé! I don’t think it is simply the better acoustics, I know it is me! *winking vigorously* Also, Atif, if you are listening, can we do a cover together, please- in the shower???? *winking uncontrollably now*

10. Life is so better in here


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Switch to party track- check

Wash down the b*tt pimple with shampoo- check

Prim the b*ttcrack hair- check

Wash your hair- check

Condition- oh wait, that’s remaining…which means more time in the shower! Hurray!

11. I am a scientist


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And now you need some more ‘just-right temperature-d’ water and that means turning those damn volves just right in the clockwise (or is it anti-clockwise?!) directions! Ahh- the woe!

12. Paise bachao andolan

Plus, you hope this conditioner works alright when mixed with water- coz you just overdid the shampoo time and your hair feels like friggin straw! After all, bachat ki baat hai.

13. And while I am at it, let’s play


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What- nobody ruled out some self-love. That’s not in any rule-book, is it? Even if it is, no camera’s watching…so..

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14. But what if there were one…


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Well, then it should be KJo’s- I wish he’d say lights, camera and action- and I’d emerge out of the shower like Poo does in K3G- all hot shot, glam diva-like….well, I am no less- am I? <saying the ‘tumhe koi haq nahi banta ki tum itni khubsoorat lago, not fair’ line to myself in the mirror> 😉

15. The shower is my love

Because hello, my shower listens to all my random ramble and showers me with love. I love you, shower baby…

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15 Thoughts Every Girl Has In The Shower
Because if there's one place on earth where you have complete FREEDOM, it's in the shower!
Shruti Fatehpuria

Shruti Fatehpuria

I am a misfit software engineer who left her work in the corporate world to pursue the insatiable quest to write. A freelance worker by the day, I choose to dream with eyes open wide. I have conversations with myself where I talk of the possibilities that life can hold. Too many wishes made on empty starless nights ensure that there are various dreams yet to be lived. I am working my way as I am on a quest to find myself. The greatest journeys are indeed the ones that lie within. I am yet to live my story because right now, the book is full of too many apostrophes and too many commas. The words are jumbled until the right one fits the puzzle. I don't believe in perfection because too many times, it is imperfection which paints the perfect story. I am verbose and I aim at living life in full swing until a speed breaker curbs the tantalizing pace with which I wish to conquer the dreams that would otherwise be too big for the not-so-tiny shoes I wear. Blessed with a lot of chubby fat, I love going the extra mile to conquer my extra dreams with an extra advice after all, we all love a little extra. A die-hard shopaholic, you can often find me laughing on serious stuff inappropriately at wrong times (unintentionally).