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30 Irrational Thoughts Everybody Has During Their Quarter Life Crisis

It is true – time flies and before you know it you are in your mid-twenties, stuck at a dead end job with no sense of direction. Sound familiar?

Welcome to the club, my friend – you are going through something we call a quarter life crisis.

Still not sure? Do you have any of these thoughts now and again?

  • I’ll go out this Saturday. (Spends the day in bed instead)
  • Is this really life? Is that all? (Continues watching TV)
  • I need a vacation. (Plans extensively for 2 days and realizes that I am broke AF)
  • I am so tired. (Goes to work anyway)

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  • Kill me NOW.
  • No, I do not want more alcohol. (Buys 2 bottles of wine).
  • I want to buy a mini dress. (Am I too old for it?!)
  • If I have to attend anymore weddings, I will kill myself.
  • I wish I had more friends. (Never calls anyone back).
  • I love my job. (Goes on to sabotage it so they fire me)
  • I should eat less, I spend a lot of money. (Goes out to eat 4 times a week).
  • Pizza is healthy, right? What, there are lots of veggies on there!

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  • I need to exercise. (Falls asleep for 2 hours).
  • I am going to quit my job ASAP. (Continues coz I am poor).
  • I must pray. (Watches Netflix forever).
  • I am failing at life.
  • I don’t feel productive at all. (Sleeps for the next 8 hours in the middle of the day).
  • If I get married, I’ll be fine. (Fights with boyfriend and doesn’t bother to make up).

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  • God, if only people stopped getting married! (Calls best friend and asks her to break off her engagement).
  • I must stop spending so much time on the Internet. (Spends the night surfing memes on Facebook).
  • Why is everyone around me so happy?!
  • Oh no, I’ll be late for work. (Continues doing things in the same pace)
  • I don’t want to cook. Or eat. Or work. I just want to sleep.

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  • Let me just see how my ex is doing… (Ends up stalking 4 exes and their current spouses/partners on Facebook).
  • At least my cat loves me. (Cat hisses from the corner).
  • I am SO sure all I need is a road trip. (Never goes).
  • Maybe I need some more pizza.
  • Should I crash at my parents’ today? I don’t want to be alone…

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  • I need Jesus.
  • *cries*

Quarter life crisis it is. We’ve all been there. Don’t freak out, you’ll be OKAY! :)

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30 Thoughts Everybody Has During Their Quarter Life Crisis
Quarter life crisis, like any other crisis and age, passes! :)
Amrin Talib

Amrin Talib

I am a brunette and an egalitarian. I love good food, cats, dogs, and books. I love to write, along with being an adrenaline junkie who hopes to travel the world someday. I have a cat named Duck.