“Nice”, the most ambiguous and confusing word after “love!” But when a girl uses it to define her dream guy, she has just thrown you a cryptographic challenge! Worry not, I give you a list of things she might have meant when she says – ‘nice guy..’ After all a nice guy can mean so much…and we are ready to help…

• Someone who is nice but not too nice.

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• Someone who does not ‘commemorate’ #NoShaveNovember unless he looks like Ryan Gosling! And yes, she decides whether he does or not!

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• Someone who knows that flowers don’t fix problems but they do help a great deal!

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• Someone who always has a bottle of wine in the fridge. Could be cheap. Don’t worry, she won’t know!

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• Someone who calls her dad “Sir” and is afraid of him. Very.
• Same applies to her dog!

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• Someone who asks “Have you lost some weight?” in place of “How are you?” every time he meets her!
• Someone who lets his friends hit on her. That makes us women feel wanted!

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• Someone who lies to her about his “score”
• But doesn’t ask her for hers. You, certainly, don’t wanna know, buddy!
• Someone who keeps his ‘eye-rolling’ to a minimum when she is watching DDLJ for the nth time.

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• Someone who changes his underwear. Twice a day.
• Someone who lives by the phrase “Ladies first”, especially when it comes to oral!
• Someone who doesn’t call her crazy just like that. She will give you real crazy if that’s what you are looking for!
• Someone who doesn’t creep out when she texts his mom.
• Someone who lets her cut out crop tops from his favourite tees.
• Someone who doesn’t talk of his ex, except when to remind himself about how lucky he is now!
• Someone who takes a day off just to drive her to the nearest sale!
• Someone who kisses her on the forehead.
• While grabbing her ass, of course!
• Someone who knows “Netflix and chill” doesn’t allow him to put on his favourite superhero movie!
• Someone who gives her a pet name like Queen B and not Bubbly!!!
• Someone who says “I love you” because he means it. She doesn’t need two liars in one relationship! 😉

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• Surprise her with a Flipkart parcel of lacy lingerie!
• Don’t talk about it!
• Someone who lightly slaps her ass in public. We girls act like we don’t like it! But!!!

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• Sexts never grow old!
• Someone who tells her she is pretty when she tells him to tell her she is pretty.
• Plus, tells her she is pretty when he wants to.
• Someone who at least acts like he cares about what the bitchy colleague did at work!

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• And agrees that she’s a bitch. Coz, she is, okay? You know what she did today…
• Someone who tolerates the dead arm coz she wants to spoon!

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• Someone who is PMS-friendly!
• Someone who doesn’t give a shit when she says she doesn’t like being touched!
• Someone who knows which pictures to put on Facebook. The one that she approves of, obviously!
• Someone who plays with her hair. Do I have to specify locations?!!!

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• Someone who buys her scrumptious, yummy, luscious and unsurprisingly, fatty food!
• And someone who’s a good sport when she says “no” but ends up eating even his share!
• Someone who isn’t an imbecile hating her when she ditches him with her friends.
• Bro night out?!!! Brace yourself. A guilt trip is coming!
• Someone who’s mature enough to understand that shaving legs every day is just not possible.
• But when she finally does it, he must acknowledge the soft texture!
• But not crib again when he discovers that she stole his blade.
• Someone who understands that women fart. And burp. And even dig their nose when lost in thought!
• Someone who drives her to every party in town. Bonus: Pretends to have fun though is bored AF!
• Someone who doesn’t hide the remote control on Jhalak Dikhla Jaa finales!

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• Someone who likes each and every one of her posts on FB.
• And who is not embarrassed by the fact that she copy-pastes life-changing quotes for selfie captions.
• Someone who’s a gentleman.

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For the last point, we need a different list! 😉

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