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Don’t Date Him If He Cannot Handle It When You Are…

Men want their women to be a number of things at different times and different places! You must have heard of the cliché, “mom in the kitchen; GF in the bedroom.” Well the wish list just goes on!

However, there is a longer litany of things that men find distasteful in a woman. But is he date-worthy enough for you to submit and swallow his rulebooks and code of penalty (?!) on what a woman ought to be like? Nay! So don’t date him if he can’t handle it when you are…

1. PMSing

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You shouldn’t rant about that! If we are PMSing, it means that we are scheduled to have our periods in a week, which in turn, means that we aren’t pregnant! Hallelujah! We should be celebrating, but look at you all grouchy. Are you PMS-ing? 😉

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2. Gossiping

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Or bit*hing as you fondly call it. But did you know, both are not one and the same thing! Gossiping is us rumouring about people. So that’s creative because you need to imagine things about them and then articulately put it across so that the other is convinced. It is an art! And bit*hing, well, that’s just us venting out; so that we can be our better selves when with you. Simple. ☺

3. Getting sloshed

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So you don’t like it when we have already gobbled down our 5th and go, “You know what, pink wine makes me slutty?!” But if we didn’t get wasted, how would you ….you know what I mean? 😉

4. Spending hours to get ready

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We take all the trouble and the pain (waxing?) for you and this is what we get?!!!

5. Nagging

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We might ‘nag’ (ouch) you left and right about keeping clean, being organised, maintaining a healthy lifestyle, hitting the gym, dressing up crisp, etc. and yet, not do it ourselves. Hypocrites, you say? Well, we would say it’s selfless service of pushing (not literally, of course!) people towards a happier life even though we may not have it ourselves! Isn’t that LOVE? 😉

6. Shop till he drops!  

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Well, we have evolved now and go online shopping. So just drop your credit card and that’d be enough!

7. Perusing  the messages on his phone    

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The human mind is a curious thing that only goes curiouser and curiouser if the person is exceedingly gifted and quick. So when we are browsing through your call log and texts, it is just a manifestation of what a smart lassie you have chosen for yourself!

8. Saying something and meaning something else!

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We know how much you love Sherlock Holmes. So we were just helping you make-believe your dream of becoming a consulting detective, decrypting codes and applying the science of deduction, by not laying everything bare. No pun intended!

9. Crying

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Pushpa, I hate tears, eh?” But Anand Babu, I have seen you cry while watching silly underdog movies like Rokcy 1,2,3…n and also when ManU loses to Chelsea. See I ain’t saying nothing?

10. Burping

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Now that is just a gesture of letting the other person know how f*cking luscious and scrumptious the meal was!

11. Farting

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Sometimes while showing the aforesaid gesture, we are not confident which end it came out of. Oopsie! So let her go and let her rip!

12. Picking your nose

If we are occupied picking our nose, we won’t pick on you. That’s 2 minutes of bliss for you right there!

13. Are not in the mood for sex

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These are the nights you can watch a match (you can also choose the number of men you want to see running after a ball!) without disturbance!

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14. Go native

Your razor remains untouched, aka, unbroken!

15. Flirt with other men

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After which we tell those boys that we are taken by you. So doesn’t that make you a superstar? Use your man logic!

Let me sum it up the Monroe way. “If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best!” Ciao!

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Riya Roy

Riya Roy

“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.” This Isaac Asimov line, embraces my love for writing in the finest and most desperate way that it is and should be! I was tormented by the earnestness of the written word not very early in my journey. But once smitten, it has helped me devour life twice over; savoring the moment and indulging in its memories. As a flâneuse, I wander to understand the intricacies of human relationships. Realizing that, they are just different manifestations of the same feeling of love, has been my greatest learning. I seek to share its opulence through the words I type.