Yes, it’s the turn for married women now… and the gap between expectations and reality isn’t any less than for their poor spouses:

1. Being his princess (ahem… the queen, the boss, and the dominatrix in translation)

Most women enter marriage with these dreams…

…so they are thinking they will get…

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…but instead, end up with this…

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2. The delicious morning

Oh, hell yes, every girl wishes to wake up not to the not-quite-upsetting absence of someone next to her on the bed but the definite assurance that…

…she would find him by following that super yummy smell of some love-seasoned cooking!

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…when in reality, your sleep might actually vanish next to the snores bringing the ceiling down along with the neighbors on the top floor… but he’d be sleeping like a log…

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3. Lending that helping hand

I presume this one is quite an unreal expectation anyway. Women expect this…

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…but you know the only helping hand he wants is yours… for this…

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…and that… and that… and everything else!

4. Rocking on the dance floor

All women dream of a fun life with her partner-in-crime…or dance…

…and so she imagines…

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…but… OUCH!

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5. LISTEN…

Ha, this is a prerequisite. Maybe she could handle her partner not being a male for once, but a good listener – there’s no compromising with that!

…and so she expects complete undivided attention…

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…but the only one listening to her sad tale about her husband not listening is…

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6. Love

A heart stirring idea in a sweet simple word, just wrapped up in infinite piles of mushy-gushy dreamy and magical spice (THANKFULLY) from our lifesaving Disney romances… so the heart yells… of rainbows and unicorns…

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…and the mind shush-es it… with…

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7. Communication and assurance of affection

An assurance of his love for her could come easily with even a simple message of ‘I miss you’ and a short call to let her know he loves her (maybe 100 x a day!)
…so here’s THE dream…

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…and here’s what it sounds like when it shatters…

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8. The getting ready paradigm…

This one does not even need an explanation, does it? It might be one morning to noon to evening to night cycle for picking a dress and REPEAT… and she expects her husband NOT to complain… but appreciate…

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…only he doesn’t…

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9. When the question of taking a stand for you arises

ARRGGHHHH…

It is like a constitutional right…

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…but of course, it is too much to ask for!!

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10. Adventurous time together (Shopping, Shopping, Shopping!!!)

That’s a PLAN! And she expects you to join in on the fun… voluntarily…

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…but THAT you won’t do… so, well… here’s some bad*ss technique…

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Coz like it or not, there’s no way around it for you! 😛

11. The comfort (as tears are going to be there, but is he?)

PMS or not- we are sensitive creatures…

…and she expects understanding…

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…too hard… too bad…

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For YOU, dude!

12. You already know marriage is no picnic

Every woman readies herself with a promise to endure all the crap she sees coming forth from you, but one can only take so much, right?

So- for the first five tantrums…

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…and on the next…

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13. That cuddling you crave for at ‘ALL  TIMES’ 

Coz some things are too hard to put into words…

Expectation:

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Reality:

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15. The idea of building your relationship strong

Well, they said that opposite attracts, didn’t they? So a girl can dream, right?

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Or can she?

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15. Constant ‘Love You’ showers (or at least ‘I Love You Too’) for morning… afternoon… evening… night… after night… before morning, and every possible time

Is there any arguing with this. Nah! This is absolute… so yeah… tell me you love me…

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…wait… what…

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Oh God, who the hell invented marriage!

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