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In Time For V-day: 10 Creative Proposal Day Ideas That Will Get Your Girlfriend To Say NO, Easily

Breaking up before Valentine’s Day? Who would want to be a prick like that? But you just have to do it because she is expecting you to pop the big question on Proposal day? Is there a way out?

Hell, there is!

What if she says “no” to you instead…? 😉

Pick your poison from the ones below depending on the difficulty level you are willing to put up with! Remember, this is a desperate situation, bro!

1. The alien invasion

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  • Vanish from her life
  • Avoid her calls and messages
  • Become invisible to everyone by going on hibernation
  • Turn up at her door on Proposal Day
  • Tell her you were abducted by a UFO but you fought your way back to earth
  • For her
  • Now pop the question!
  • And before she can say anything, get some friends to pose as aliens and take you again!

2. Momma’s boy!  

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  • Invite her over for a date
  • Send your mom instead
  • Ask her to do the talking because you are shy!

3. Blast from the past  

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  • Photoshop some of your pictures to make it look like it’s from the 60s
  • Kill two people
  • Conduct plastic surgery on them to make them look like the two of you
  • Ask her to meet you at the morgue
  • Narrate a Bollywood previous birth crap script. Only replace the names of the characters with your names
  • Tell her you both are meant to be
  • Pop the question!

4. Elementary, Watson!

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  • Become an obsessive compulsive Sherlock fan
  • Make a note of some of his deductions
  • Apply it on random people
  • Become a self-proclaimed highly-functional sociopath
  • She will run away before you ask her the question!

5. The love drug 😉

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  • Send her to prison
  • Turn up to bail her out
  • Pay the policemen beforehand so that they really respect you
  • When she looks amused at why the cops were so friendly, tell her that you were a regular visitor before
  • She’s still confused?
  • Tell her about your drug dealing history
  • Assure her you are clean now
  • Propose the next day, if she’s around. 😉

Suggested read: The 12 worst marriage proposals of all time

6. Shakespeare in love

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  • Rent a palace
  • Hire some actors from the drama faculty
  • Pay them to pose as slaves
  • Address them as “My slave”
  • Bring her ‘home’
  • Speak to her in Shakespearean English
  • Tell her you are, Someone the 20th
  • Ask her to become your lady

7. Bossy much?

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  • Ask her to come to your office
  • Randomly interview her
  • Call up your secretary and ask her to send in the next applicant
  • Ask your girlfriend to wait outside
  • After cross-examining two other women come out
  • Tell your girlfriend she’s been selected
  • Ask her if she accepts the ‘’proposal’!

8. Trending

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  • Create an event on Facebook: ‘Proposing Jane’
  • Invite all your friends
  • Go to your girlfriend’s place
  • Start proposing her
  • Keep it long
  • Keep posting an update about the event every 2 milliseconds
  • Click candid pictures of her and post them through the drill
  • Be prepared for her to cut you short and say “NO”

9. Will you or will you?

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  • Take her on a boat ride
  • Propose to her but quickly add the condition that if she says no you will jump out of the boat
  • Give her examples of how you could kill yourself
  • Once she says yes, jump still
  • Swim all the way to the shore and run, crying ‘Eureka, Eureka!’  😉

10. In a flash mob

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  • Find the worst dancers in your college
  • ‘Un’train them if need be
  • Pick her favorite song, so that ruining it is easier
  • Keep it 15 minutes long
  • Don’t propose at the end of the song!

‘Saanp bhi mar jaye, aur laathi bhi na toote!’ 😉

Now go prepare- the dreaded Proposal day isn’t far off!

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10 Creative Proposal Day Ideas That Will Get Your Girlfriend To Say No, Easily
Genius proposal day ideas so that she's the one running this time! ;)
Riya Roy

Riya Roy

“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.” This Isaac Asimov line, embraces my love for writing in the finest and most desperate way that it is and should be! I was tormented by the earnestness of the written word not very early in my journey. But once smitten, it has helped me devour life twice over; savoring the moment and indulging in its memories. As a flâneuse, I wander to understand the intricacies of human relationships. Realizing that, they are just different manifestations of the same feeling of love, has been my greatest learning. I seek to share its opulence through the words I type.