Ever played the hot-or-not game on dating apps? Then, you must have met all the kinds roving in the appscape realm…ahh, the things Love makes us do. Nonetheless, here is an NLT checklist of all the guys you may find on dating apps.

Note: Not all of them are creeps. <silent yay!>

1. The desi Cooper

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You are sure to spot a near firang with the greenish eyes that remind you of the sexy Bradley Cooper from the Hangover saga. Swipe right already. He is either unreal or taken.

2. Creepy face, creepier name

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Be prepared to find that guy with a big hole in the teeth, popping eyes and a screen name that swivels 180 degrees from his person- yep, you got that one right- charming prince!

3. The poser with the pout

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The shirtless hero with a puffy pout and a pose that has his hands on his hip! FML!

4. The common friend

Yeah, bless your luck because at least one of those endless profiles will be of Rahul’s cousin’s ex’s brother because the world is so effing small.

5. Mr. Know-it-all

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In the world of dating, be prepared to bump into a Mr. Know-it-all who would insist the encyclopedia is so missing in information. Thank you, Mr. Google but you’re so not date worthy!

6. The sanskari babuji

Yes, even the sanskari guys with too much sharam can be found playing the swipe-game because where else would they find the ‘sundar, susheel, sanskari’ package deal that’d fit in with him and his family!

7. Yo bro!

If you’ve not met one of your distant cousins on the dating app, albeit with a hideous profile, you’ve not been on the dating apps right. And if you have, you realize you liked him better in person and don’t-NOW!

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8. The Amrika returned

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Be all set to find that one guy who would flaunt his America stamped passport all over your face. Damn man, grow up I couldn’t care less how many countries you’ve been to!

9. Too much swag

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I don’t know what guys have made of the term ‘swag’ but the only urge the dollops of swag splattered on this breed’s dating profile gives me is one of puking!

10. The hottie

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Now, this is the one that can really make your eyeballs pop. There’s nothing wrong with this profile. He is single, so hot that your eyes shall burn and he even has all the qualifications. The icing on the cake – he isn’t your goddamn cousin, but the bad news is – he is too hot for you. To swipe right or left is the question. *sobs hysterically*

11. The sapiosexual

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If you can’t have the hottie, you will end up finding this guy. A sapiosexual is like a nerd but not quite one. His intelligence is so charming that you will literally be making love equations together. If you’ve got a brain good enough to charm this one’s pants off, he is the one you would be hooting to date. *Crosses finger*

Which of these did you have the good (or bad) luck to meet?

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