Yes, there are tons of dating apps out there, but they don’t really tell you what you really want to know about the guy. So we compiled a list of dating apps we wish existed in the hope that someone actually might invent them. If not, what’s bad with wishful thinking anyway?

1. iMusic App

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This app would go through your music playlist and match you with a person who has a similar music playlist! How cool would that be? See, you already have an icebreaker at the date you know you want to go to.

2. CreepAlrt

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This dating app would flag all the potential rapists, psychopaths and guys who catcall women, so that you don’t need to sit through an entire dinner to know what kind of a sociopath your date is. Useful, huh?

3. HPMatch

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Let’s face it. Harry Potter transcends generations. Why not create a dating app which sorts its users into Hogwarts houses, and then gives you probable matches? Or finds you a date on whether or not you think Snape was a hero (he so was!!).  A nerd dream come true, for sure! 😀

4. The Reviewer

An app in which you review the guy/girl you’ve dated and other people do the same. This way, before selecting a date, you can go through all the reviews and ratings before saying yes. Rate your date, people!

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5. SexHarmony

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This app would ask you to enter your sexual history and would show you matches based on who you are sexually compatible with. No more awkward conversations – get straight to business, I say! 😉

6. GrammarNazi

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This app would automatically filter out people who tYpE LyK DiS. I would use this app for sure!

7. PartnerUp

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This app finds you a match for the movie you’ve wanted to see for a long time, or a restaurant you want to try, or a concert you want to go to but couldn’t (because your friends suck and don’t want to come with you)!

8. FoodFevr

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An app that would find you a date based on your food preferences. Remember how many times you’ve had to order a salad because your date was vegan, when you really wanted to have a chicken burger? I feel you. No more, buddy, no more.

9. PetLover

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We don’t want no date who hates pets or is allergic to cat and dog hair! You don’t like my Bruno, you ain’t welcome in my place, dude! Also, this app should also tell you if your cat or dog would get along with this person. What- that’s important! Right, Bruno? Bow-wow!

10. Ex-Weeder

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An app which tells you when the opposite person spoke to their ex the last time, and about what. It also filters all the people who are not yet over their ex and are looking for a rebound.

11. StraightTalk

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Looking for sex? Looking for just a hangout buddy? Looking for a serious relationship? Find your match on Straight Talk! (Yes, queer people can also use this app!)

12. Viewr

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This app would allow you to take a look into your match’s browser history. This way you can know if they are into some weird shit. Hey, we got to know what we are getting into or exactly WHO is getting into us! 😛

13. TheFlaggr

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This app lists all the people who are rude to cab drivers, waiters and Starbucks staff. Ain’t nobody got time for that! :/

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14. iSize

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This app will let you know if it is worth going through dinner and all the drama to get laid or if you should just save your time, stay at home and watch porn.

Which of these apps would you like to try?

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