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15 Witty Sex Quotes That Will Fend Off Your Monday Morning Blues

Of late, I’ve been noticing that everything sexual comes wrapped in CRUDE! Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with a pervy sense of humor- most of which- to be really honest, is thoroughly enjoyable with friends, and of course, your special someone. But with dirty minds overflowing, most of what is doing the rounds is cheap, sleazy innuendo- some of which- again, to be honest, isn’t even funny.

So- we decided to give the cheap shots at dirty humor (most of which are actually packed in after downing a few cheap shots…) a miss and take the classy road for a change. Wonder what it feels like? Let these witty sex quotes from the ‘greater beings’ tell you…

No, seriously, these are witty-licious…take a look…

1. Ladies, you have reason to rejoice- coz this one great man is telling the truth… 😉

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2. Everyone is naughty between the sheets, wonder what naughty between the pages feels like… find out… 😉

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3. Listen up, men- this one man got it just right (or not)! 😉

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4. #NakedTruth

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5. And someone completed what was long incomplete…

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6. Sadly, there is an expiration date…

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7. Main karoon toh saala character dheela hai? 😛

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8. There- someone said it…

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9. Now that’s DEEP. No, really!

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10. And yet people dig it…

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11. All hail the intellectuals…

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12. Evolution? 😉

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13. Word.

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14. Ohh, the irony!

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15. And peace!

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Did we cheer you up? Hit us up with your thoughts in the comments below. :)

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Sejal Parikh

Sejal Parikh

"I'm a hurricane of words but YOU can choose the damage I do to you..."