We all have that one friend who is glued to their phone, no matter the time or place. And when they seem to be making love to their phones all the friggin’ time (yes, even while taking a dump), all you want to say to this unbearable species of phone addicts is:

1. Oh, you died in Flappy Bird? How utterly sad! Do you need a minute?

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2. No one on Instagram or Twitter cares what you had for lunch! I mean, that kind of ‘sharing’ isn’t really sharing- you see!

3. With the kind of hashtags you put as captions on our pictures on Facebook, I am forced reevaluate our entire friendship.

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4. Oh yeah, that’s okay. You keep scrolling down your news feed while I talk about my sick grandmother. Not at all offended…

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5. ‘I am just checking the time’

Then how the eff did you end up scrolling down your Twitter feed?!

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6. Stop sending me 30 WhatsApp messages in a row, when I don’t respond immediately. I will kill you. No, I am not joking.

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7. Bathroom selfies. Enough said.

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8. I don’t want to sound like a person who’s living under a rock, but for the love of God, do not check me in with you at Starbucks.

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9. Stop recording the concert and WATCH IT, you idiot!

10. You leave your phone in your pocket/bag while we are having dinner, or it’s going to get smashed in your face. By me.

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11. Stop waving your phone in the air, in public to get better service. It makes you look like an idiot. REALLY!

12. Nope. I’m not going to be sitting in the same car as you if you’re going to text and drive. #TooPrettyToDie

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13. Yes, please talk louder while you are traveling on a local train. The people in the next compartment can’t quite hear you.

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14. No, the bartender cannot make you Fire-Whiskey Tango or any other obscure drink you looked up on the Internet. NO, IT IS NOT THAT IMPORTANT!

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15. I don’t understand your string of emojis. Can you please type like a normal person?

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16. If you send me one more Candy Crush request, I will breakup with you. Katti for life. Seriously.

17. It is downright annoying when you Google everything I say. ‘Oh, Friends? See here’s a funny tweet about it!’ *types frantically*

NO.

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18. Please do not text me when you are in the bathroom. I beg of you. Please.

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19. ‘Ooooh, let’s make a Snapchat story!’

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20. If you die while crossing the road because you were texting, I am not coming to your funeral.

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If you are on the other end of this game too, I will find you and KILL you..

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