A cheering girl squad is the best thing that can happen to a single girl! Ask Taylor Swift! š But when all your friends couple up and leave you the last single girl standing, what happens? You will understand these struggles way too well, to say the least! š
1. You are the third wheel extraordinaire!
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If there is anything like the fifth wheel or even the seventh for that matter, it would be you, right? You have been there, done that!
2. Photobomb-er, you are that too!
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So you accidentally ruin couple-y pics of your friends? Hell, you do it purposely! You are the ever-shining beacon of singlehood. You are a part of the secret anti-PDA walk the beat! Karlie Kloss of every group, you complete the whole grid with a vivacious grin!
3. Your friends have tried to link you up with every other lone man!
Two singles form a couple, right? Like two people; One and two, two people! Whatever!
4. Bridget Jones becomes you!
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At every coupleās dinner party, or movies with friends and their dates, or anywhere for that matter!
But are you going to meet your Darcy soon? Of course, NOT!
5. However, only you are allowed to call yourself Bridget!
And your closest friends. Ā And Ā their boyfriends may be, provided they are close. And your parents. Some of your relatives too. Okay, EVERYONE, okay?! Happy?
6. Your friends handle your dating account!
āIt is a joke but you might find your Prince Charming?!ā
7. Your side-splitting dating stories are your friendsā elixir!
You need to regale them with those tales, donāt you?! Giving your pals a moment of happiness, what can be better than that, right?! Even if it is at YOUR OWN COST! *Smirk*
8. And when you have nothing to shareā¦
You make up hilarious stories, because thatās better than telling your friends about how you spent the weekend watering the plants!
9. You referee the fights your couple friends have!
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Not judging. Not Ā observing. Just pretending Ā to be deaf and invisible. That is not hard for you, is it?! š
10. Both the parties come and moan about the other with you!
Accept it, you love this perk. Abso-fricking-lutely!
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11. And every such experience makes you praise the lord!
ā¦that you are single! No more drama. Period!
12. Your fave couples are all fictional!
Coz you have seen the real sh*t from too close. It is unbearable, I know!
13. So, love is real when it is reel!
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Chandler-Monica, Carrie and Mr. Big, Cersei-Jaimeā¦ Oops!
14. There is one friend in your group who only calls when her S.O. goes missing!
How long has it been since we had a real girlsā night out, huh?! We should do it soon-est! Aww! B*tch!
15. Every āgirlsā nightā is a āsummit on commitment, engagement, fertilization!!ā
Full blown liaison conference! But you will survive it, like you always have!
16. You go to weddings for theā¦
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Food!
Possibility of getting a plus one? You have waved that off a long long time back!
17. āIf I had a dollar for every time someone asked me why I was singleā¦ā
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I would give it to the next person and ask him or her to go get a freakinā life!
18. āYou will find your guy soon!ā
And then you will live happily ever after. Disney, you son of a ā¦
19. There is nothing you hate more than the pronoun WE!
Can āweā show a little self-respect, people?!
20. Your friends have ensured that you donāt get anyone in the next twenty years!
Every time you bring a new guy, these girlfriends of yours embarrass the hell out of the poor fella and scare him away! So add another ten years to that baton of singledom you so proudly carry!
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