The latest studies reveal that 90 percent of the single folks are single only coz they do not want to share their pizzas with anybody! We can’t blame them, can we?! 😉

Whether you are someone who is single by choice or by circumstance (don’t worry we won’t tell no one!), you need to know about the wonderful perks that come with that honor! Boyfriends may be cool but how could you even think of pitting them against a Roasted Poblano Mac ‘N’ Cheese, buddy or may be just ‘being’, doing absolutely nothing and spending time sitting on your butt?!

Here are 12 such things that are way better than a boyfriend!

1. Biryani

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Coz it’s super flippin’ hawt, and unlike a guy, it doesn’t have a good day or a bad day; it’s ever gorgeous! It is Biryani’s life mission to please you and your senses! And unlike capricious and erratic boyfriends, Biryani will always spice things up! And most importantly, Biryani goes along with anything and anyone, so your friends will love it and so will your parents!

2. Having a climax every fricking time!

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Oh yeah! C’mon! Aren’t you tired of faking it just to not disappoint him? You call yourself a self-reliant woman and then want to be loved by a man?! OMG! Get yourself a vibrator, like today!  😉

3. Wine

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Can anybody ever get you the way Vino does?! I agree that wine can be a bit of a d*ck in the morning and also doesn’t like you going around and hanging out with other alcohol, but hey! It gets better with age, so stop complaining!

4. Netflix

Netflix is a bae, period! It already knows your preferences and yet, it is up to introduce you to new things, if you know what I mean! Yes, you may have to share it with everyone, which is a kind of a downside. But dude, Netflix will at least never use that cliché, “Netflix and chill” pickup line on you, and that’s a soul saver!

5. Taylor Swift songs!

Now that’s some empowering shit, what say? Plus, you need not listen to the ‘dhik chik’ music that he calls “Bass!” Duh!

6. Lipstick

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Do you ever bother to text lipstick just because you tried a different shade? No, right? Also lipstick’s not offended in case you take a day off or even a week off to just be! I call it the perfect relationship!

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7. Having a dog!

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It actually feels bad when it does something wrong! If you decide to stay all day in your PJs, not take a shower or gain some weight, your dog will never judge you! Most importantly, you don’t get offended when your dog looks at b*tches! 😉

8. Eating!

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Like real food. Ordering whatever you want to eat at the restaurant without worrying about what the man sitting across you is thinking about your large chicken burger with double cheese and a layer of mayonnaise!

9. Free WiFi!

To watch adult movies of course! We know how to have fun too! 😉

10. The Harry Potter Series

Can you actually trust any Tinder bloke to brave a labyrinth of magical hitches just to make certain that the Sorcerer’s stone does not get into the wrong hands? Can you? Can you? No, you can’t!

11. Not shaving for weeks and not give a f*ck about it!

Especially if winter is coming, we need that extra insulation, okay?

12. Sleeping spreadeagle!

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Do I even have to mention having all the pillows to yourself and yes, the blanket! No one’s gonna hog that and more importantly, no one’s gonna call you a hog!

What are your favorite things about singlehood that are way better than a boyfriend? Share with us in the comment section below! ☺

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