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Now That The Eighth Instalment Is Official, We Ranked The Hotties From Harry Potter Series

Hi Potterheads! Today, we have conjured up the most conclusive and inarguable list, based purely on reason! Is it? Nah, solely built on hormones! We’ve ranked the sexy dudes of the Harry Potter series to find out whose ‘wand’ had more fire in it! 😉 Have fun!

30. Percy Weasley

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Percy, a Fascist? Well, babes, you haven’t ‘frenched’ at all, if you haven’t ‘frenched’ a prefect!

Scale: Does he give instructions in bed too?!!

29. Rubeus Hagrid

Do you know what they say about men with big feet?

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They wear big shoes! 😉

Scale: And also precisely what you were thinkin’!!! 😛


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28. Gilderoy Lockhart

Most attractive prof at Hogwarts! So he’s a fake, huh? How come you go liking photoshopped pics and hackneyed statuses of people on FB?!!!

Scale: Shakespeare-zoned after a one-night stand in the Forbidden Forest!

27. George Weasley

Now, hold on a sec! How can you resist the one-eared tormented artist?

Scale: Points for existing till the end of the series! Ouch, Fred!

26. Viktor Krum

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Muscle god, methinks! Also, he battled some dragons during the Tri-wizard tournament, so…. Hot AF!

Scale: That olive skin and Bulgarian furs. Am I in love or jealous?!

25. Lee Jordan

Devious! But those exquisite locks!!

Scale: ‘Pop, pop’ them cherries! 😉

24. Colin Creevey

Let’s just fancy the sexiness that could have been! Colin’s love for photography leading him to an adult life of shooting artful nudes may be!

Scale: If only!

23. Dobby

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With eyes like CD-ROMS, one can’t ignore the perfection that is Dobby! Also he will call you Master even before you chain him to a bed! 😉

Scale: Sock that!

22. Dudley Dursley

What a stubby portly little beauty!

Scale: Alright, I am fat-shamer, okay?! (P.S.: Only in this case!)

21. Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle

Didn’t Marlon Brando tell us in ‘Street Cars’ that a gorilla man is sexy?! And here we have two for joy!

Scale: That caveman-level testosterone!

20. Voldemort

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That flawless and supple skin! Also, that perfectly rounded head stands-in for kerbs in other areas!

I meant nose, okay!

Scale: Run and don’t you look back, Muggle-blood!

19. Garrick Ollivander

Some men just know how to handle their ‘wands’, if you know what I mean?! 😉

Scale: You can expect great things from him! 😉

18. Charlie Weasley

Who?

Scale: Would have been the most important character if on GoT! Cue: Dragons!

17. Igor Karkaroff

Sinister, foreign guy, always a major turn on!

Scale: Pointed beard and a pointed…. Ahem!

16. James Potter

Blue eyes, hypnotise…! Oops!

Scale: Have you ever seen a ghost that alive?!

15. Albus Dumbledore

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All hail the Almighty beard! 😉

Scale: Will polish off all your hair products on his mane. So decide for yourself!

14. Arthur Weasley

Undoubtedly, the most scrumptious ginger is served old, like a glass of vintage red (haired) wine!

Scale: Someone really worked on his (re)production capability!

13. Yaxley

Now, aren’t we up for a little challenge here?!

Scale: Till ‘life’ do us apart!

12. Harry Potter

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That text-book nice guy who is undeniably friend-zoned!

Scale: The classic example of ‘daag ache hain’!!!

11. Aberforth Dumbledore

Glimmer of hope for all men pinning their hopes on Viagra!

Scale: Fantasy, ‘henceforth’! 😉

10. Ron Weasley 

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Hermione picked him, so she must have studied the details and ‘measurements’ right!

Scale: Wicked!

9. Draco Malfoy

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Always up for guys with rich dads! And if the dads are hotter… Walaaa!

Scale: “Every day, I am ‘slithering’!”

8. Severus Snape

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Those luscious layers! Do any of the HP men have a bad hair day?!!!

Scale: In the mood of Snape? Always!

7. Bill Weasley

The freaking Prof curse-breaker with a six inch long… scar, woman!

Scale: He did ‘weasel’ out of a battle with a werewolf!

6. Gellert Grindelwald

Someone who can lie on Voldemort’s face has very little boyfriend potential!

Scale: ‘Wand’-erfully hot!

5. Cedric Diggory

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The only Hufflepuff we rooted for!

Scale: Dead hot! Don’t know which one to emphasise more!

4. Sirius Black

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He is old but not anyone’s daddy! Just the perfect amount of everything that makes him a catch!

Scale: It’s quite murky down there too, Mr. Black! 😉


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3. Tom Riddle

After this, you will never call, a guy, who keeps a diary as a teenager, cute!

Scale: This bod knows how to use his snake! 😉

2. Cormac McLaggen

Do not pretend, b*tch! All of our vags melted when he licked his lips to seduce Granger!

Scale: No love potion is required to fall for this male eye candy!

1. Neville Longbottom

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And I am in no way swayed by his recent sultry, seductive, beddable, coquettish pictures! No no no!

Scale: Did you check him out on the cover photo of ‘Attitude’?!!!

With the 8th Instalment official, can we hope that the heat spell will escalate by a few more degrees?! Wish we could do an ‘Aparecium’ to find out! ☺

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We Ranked The Hotties From Harry Potter Series Before The 8th Instalment Releases
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I don't think JK Rowling thought of the spell she'd cast over us- when weaving characters in Harry Potter series! ;)
Riya Roy

Riya Roy

“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.” This Isaac Asimov line, embraces my love for writing in the finest and most desperate way that it is and should be! I was tormented by the earnestness of the written word not very early in my journey. But once smitten, it has helped me devour life twice over; savoring the moment and indulging in its memories. As a flâneuse, I wander to understand the intricacies of human relationships. Realizing that, they are just different manifestations of the same feeling of love, has been my greatest learning. I seek to share its opulence through the words I type.