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10 Completely Outrageous Ways To Get Revenge On Your Ex For Cheating On You

There can be many reasons for a breakup. It could be the couple not getting along, or the relationship turning long distance, or anything else. But the worst is when you think that your relationship is going just fine and that everything is just perfect, and then you find out that your partner is cheating on you. This is when there is barely any scope for talking and making peace, and all you want to do is to leave the relationship, and if you have been here, you are most likely to just leave.

But when you do leave the relationship, there is always going to be this mental block in your head and you are going to want to get revenge on your ex because they chose to cheat on you. They could have just broken up with you properly if they wanted to, right?

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No matter how amazing the relationship was, there is a good chance that you are going to want to avenge what they have done to you. While there are other many nice, sweet, and passive-aggressive ways of getting it – we are going to outline some really hilarious ways to ensure that you get the best possible revenge you can. It is going to give you utmost solace in knowing that they have paid for what they have done to you.

Here goes:

1. Sell them off on e-bay!


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Well, we see so many hilarious posts on e-bay where people are even selling their used toothpaste tubes! Why not sell your cheating ex!? However, since they have been cheating on you, they might not really mind meeting other people that they can sleep with.

Upload their picture and literally pimp them out. Put down their email address and contact number as the point of contact and you are good to go. Watch them burn in shame and laugh at them as they try to protect themselves with the bad publicity that they are getting.

2. Call out a different name while doing it with him

This trick can be used only when you haven’t informed them that you know their little secret. Go ahead, set up an awesome romantic mood, make a date out of it, and then when you are getting cozy between the sheets, call out your ex’s name or better yet, call out the name of the person that they are cheating on you with.

They are going to know that you have found out, and then you can actually leave them stranded in the middle of nowhere. The frustration is going to definitely get the better of them.

3. Spread a rumor, and spread a really dirty one!

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Depending on how much you are hurting, you can spread a rumor! This is one of the best ways to get revenge on your ex. When they made you feel like a fool for trusting them, and you are barely able to face the mirror yourself – why not make them feel the same in front of other people?

Ensure that you use the right people to spread the rumor, and you will see them hide behind anything in sight.

4. Pregnancy alert!

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This is the most sensitive spot of the relationship and can be used for the best revenge on ex! If you are a woman whose boyfriend has been cheating on her – well, all you have to do is to ensure that you call the new girlfriend and tell her that you might be the mother of his child and you are going to turn him in. The panic that is going to set in is going to make everything hilarious.

If you are the man, then call the new boyfriend and tell him that the tests have just come back – and she is pregnant. No second man is going to take responsibility for the abortion or the kid. She is going to come and beg you to help her out.

Suggested read: 16 clever ways to catch a cheater

5. Selling off their stuff

Be it a man or a woman, we all have things that are really valuable to us. They could be personal – or they could be really expensive. If you still have access to your ex’s house, then all you need to do is to sell off some stuff they value. Do not leave the money either.

Just leave them without furniture, or their vehicle, or even their clothes. Ensure that they go through the same amount of frustration that you did and when you laugh at them, it is also going to help you move on better.

6. Shop, shop, and shop some more

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When people are in relationships, they tend to get really close. So close, that they end up sharing their bank details. If you used to be one of those couples, then you have the key to the treasure. Use all of those details – it could be a credit card, or a debit card, or just a bank transfer.

Just go ahead, do it and shop at their expense. They are going to come back and question you. But you have already made sure they’re short of some serious dough by then. Ensure that you cover it end to end. Don’t sign on their behalf. Just shop online and pay with the card.

7. Put up signs everywhere

Go up to the neighborhood where your ex lives in and put up notices everywhere about what they have done to you. It is going to definitely work better if you print them with their photograph and the name of the other person that they have cheated on you with.

Every time they walk in and out of home, they should be met with scornful stares and whispers, which are going to embarrass them no end.

8. Get up close and personal with the best friend

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Well, your ex has a best friend, and while the two of you were dating, you probably got close to this one other important person in their life. If not close, we are sure you were acquaintances. In all probability, the BFF has known for the longest time that your ex has been cheating on you, but since the relationship is over, who cares?

Go to their house in minimum clothing. Try to get romantic with them and watch your ex burn. Even if you are not the kind to get sexually intimate with someone without a connection, just pretend. Do not do anything.

9. Social media!

In this day and age of digital communication, a person’s social media image can be extremely important. You can start to get revenge on your ex by making the fact that they cheated on you public.

If that is not as effective as you would like it to be, or you are not getting the satisfaction that you are looking for, then figure out a way to hack into the account itself. Go ahead and update things that are completely bizarre, or send messages to people from his family, and so much more can be done. You are surely going to enjoy this one.

10. Burn them by making them jealous


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Well, we are sure that you have a lot of friends from the opposite sex. Hang out with them. And do it often. And look good while you do so. All this is because you are going to take pictures of yourself and update them on different sites. Make your ex really jealous of how much fun you are having without them. All you need to do is to ensure that they get to see it.

If you have decided to block them on social media and do not want to unblock them, then all you need to do is to go and hang out at the spots that they usually go to.

While we are giving you all of these ideas on how to get a revenge on your ex if they have cheated on you, we really have to tell you that we know that it hurts. We can completely understand the urge for you to go out and do something really drastic and want to even kill them for doing that to you. But we also know that if you could, you would definitely want to travel back in time and hope that it never happened to you in the first place.

Therefore, if it hurts, and you think you want to be the completely crazy one and go out and do something really massive to hurt the person, you might as well. Ensure that you do not regret it, and if it helps you feel better, then you definitely deserve it.

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10 Awesome Tips On How To Get Revenge On Your Ex Who Cheated On You
Did your scumbag ex cheat on you? Don't you worry no more; we have some awesome tips on how to get revenge on your ex who wronged you! <cue evil laugh> *satisfied grin*
Natasha Singhal

Natasha Singhal

Traveling and reading are two of my great passions in life, although I don't mind doing them both together :) In fact, add writing to that mix too, and we're good! I believe that classic rock and a big slab of chocolate cake can cure any misery of life.