You love fashion, but shopping is more of a struggle for you? We feel you, darling, because we are in the same boat! Between fluorescent dressing-rooms, which make you look pretty as hell to feeling weird pressures to buy yet another piece of clothing that you will never put on (the clothes were begging me to take them home, I promise!), shopping seems more of a chore than a treat! To top this, there are aggressive sales, the mathematics of which is Greek to us! We’d rather consume fashion in front of our Mac screens, but that’s a different saga!
Here are 15 charts that best explain a woman’s shopping woes!
1. The store doesn’t have your size
That’s why we love buying shoes! Shoes don’t discriminate!
2. Lost in transit?
Why me, God? Why me?!
Suggested read: Inside the mind of a girl who is shopping for sexy lingerie
3. What happens when you go lingerie shopping
The satisfaction bit happened when you bought your first bra for ‘things’ that were yet to grow!
4. Annoying salespersons hitting on you
And how do they fall off the face of the earth when I want them to bring a larger size?!!
5. If money were no object!
Admit it, you have clicked mirror pictures of all the clothes tried and so there was no point of buying them! 😉
6. Ending up buying things we’ll never wear
And hence we never have anything to wear!!!
7. Peer pressure
We are consistent when it comes to purchasing cr*p, with or without you!
8. How you look in the dressing room vs how you look at home
In the first case, you are admiring yourself and how the dress flatters you. In the second, you are shocked that you were duped by the fluorescent light for the nth time!
9. What we like vs what’s on sale
The moon has never shone down on me!
10. Come ‘sale’ or shine!
You go to the mall because there’s a sale going on and end up buying everything from the lot that’s not on sale!
11. Whatever you buy today goes on sale the next day!
You suck at timing!
12. End up buying same thing over and over again
Though we wouldn’t confess to that!
13. Things getting erased from the cart
This is when you feel suicidal!
14. Black is the new black!
The only colour there is and will be!
No, that’s not black. It’s the darkest shade of blue!
15. Not giving up, are we?
Because shopping is our catharsis!
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