Yep, this one’s for you ladies. We know just how hard it can be to dodge the unswerving attempts of someone committed to the sole purpose of making it into your life (or your pants, at the least)- someone who just wouldn’t take your polite hints of being disinterested. So let’s turn the covert hints into an overt gesture and let the a*s get what he rightfully deserves- the obvious NO, albeit in super-fun ways!
After all, you’ve been through so much- you deserve some fun now, don’t you?
Check out out top picks to reject someone who just won’t take a hint:
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1. Paint it in bold red ladies….let the truth out!
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He is a loser and you know it, and when you’ve had enough with the guy, it’s undoubtedly the time to let that guy on this little secret.
2. How about asking him to find out if his cute friend would be interested in going out with you…
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Yeah, that oughta do it…unless…
3. …the friend comes trotting in your direction…
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You can just tell him that the poor fellow was smoking pot and had his imagination running wild.. #ThinkingOnYourFeet
4. Pop the ‘it just can’t happen’ bomb right on his face!
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Write ‘Him+You = Love’ on 3 balloons and pop that friggin thing right where it belongs. Poof!
5. You’re too sweet and I happen to be allergic to your kind of diabetic crap
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Oh yes, too much sweetness…that ought to let him down easy! You are sweet you see…
6. Alternatively, you could set him up with someone else (someone you hate!!)
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Go on, tell him you know someone who is ‘the one’ for him and that you’d text him her details. Text him the number of that tramp you have always hated. *wicked laugh*
7. Quote an insane amount for agreeing to his proposal
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That’s right- if your red signal didn’t chase him away- this ‘conditions apply’ green will surely scare the sh*t outta him- coz nobody wants to part with wads of green, isn’t it? Especially when a month or two or even a year’s paycheck won’t cut it. We are talking Bill Gates’ half-empire! *evil laughter-part II*
8. Flatter/humor him
Hear me out- you are still rejecting him- but with tact. Look..
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It’s an art, really!
9. Give it to him- raw and rude.
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Tell him you’d have loved to say YES but that’d be stupid. And stupid is not the kind of thing you do. It’s the kind of thing he does- coz he is!
10. Or even this…
…if only you had a clone with the worst taste in men…
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11. Tell him you’d be glad to have him but your astrological charts spell doom for togetherness
And you gotta listen to the stars… so…
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12. Put on your ‘I can’t take your crap anymore’ – CRY face!
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This is going to annoy him at just the level he deserves. Do it every time, and he’d run off to the other side of the world- but not before telling everyone he meets on the way that you are such a crybaby! So that risk’s there. Weigh it, girl!
13. Flip him off with your ‘Ew…You Again!’ face
Oh believe it, nothing works better in getting your meaning down to these thick skins than ignorance spiced up with this –
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14. Every time he comes up to you, put up that mirror you’ve got.
‘If you can’t really understand why you and I can’t work… maybe you should take a look at yourself.’ ‘See… that’s because…
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15. Try this message – we’re just not for each other…because…
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16. Forget friend zone, try bhai-zone
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But only if he doesn’t take Game Of Thrones seriously!
17. Ah! FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH (master stroke!)
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The last…and the final way out of a real mess like this. Never fails!
You are welcome! *hahahaha*
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