I am sure you are drunk and that’s why you googled this! Oh, no? You think it is totally normal dating a celebrity and you might actually, someday? Ah, okay! The next time you go to the supermarket, pick two for me too, okay! 😛
Since you really wanna know what dating a celebrity brings in and I want to help you (If you are wondering why, save yourself time and go to point number 10, directly) I have conjured up a list for you! Remember, always help those who help ya! 😉
1. I don’t have money on mind! I do it for the love!
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Hey! You are not in this for money! Hell, no! Of course, not! Okay, a little bit! We won’t tell him! 😉
But think of this: A leave of absence from work… for life! If you have been a loser at life, a miserable failure, a good for nothing, it is time you follow your passions with your celeb S.O.’s money. Money? Did I say money? No, whoa! I meant support! 😉
2. In sickness and in health? Well, deal with the sickness bit first!
Now that you guys are dating, your happiness is his joy and your sorrows his distresses, torments, griefs, troubles… He can call it anything until he takes care of it!
All your credit card bills need to be slipped down that celebrity glossy armour! If he wants to score with you, he better improve your credit score! That’s being materialistic? Wait! Didn’t we already prove that by dating a celeb in the first place!!!
3. Baby got me a bunch of new celebrity chums!
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So you are not just dating him for his money but also because of what you could get out of him! Sssssh! That is so not true. But hey! Knowing other famous people, don’t hurt nobody (Really? Ask your best friend, who wants you to die and leave her the nominee to the wedding!). It is just like ‘Dancing with the Stars’, all lifelong!
4. His crazed fans!
How is that a perk? Well, hellooo! Hot women drooling over your man, lachrymose over the fact that they can never have him, loathing you for being the lucky b*tch… Now isn’t that every woman’s life mission! *Evil laugh*
5. Free passes!
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Don’t even get me started on this one! You don’t need to wait in those huge lines with other drunk idiots (where do they make these people!) to get into a disc. Your man is your free pass! No, you are not using him to get wasted! You are just tapping into this resource of benefits that he is, so that you can luxuriate yourself! Now that’s not the same thing! At least, it doesn’t sound the same, if that helps!
6. Awaken the shopaholic within!
Ever tried advanced level shopping with a black American Express Card? No? Give me that celebrity boyfriend of yours! Woman, if you know you are not balling on a tight budget, what is stopping you from ripping this man of all his money? Ethics? Now, who’s that?! Make your closet look like Sax Fifth Ave!
7. Newfound career!
Technically, you are the one without any talent! Wait, don’t get mad at me. Let me finish my sentence. You are the one without any talent, but you can be smart and cunning, yea?!
Not naming anybody, but how do all unfamous other halves of celebs become interior designers, huh? Ever thought of that one! You now know who your role models are, don’t ya!
8. The d*ck traveller’s wife!
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Dating a celeb is cool but you know what’s cooler… having sex with one! I mean, can you imagine where all that ding dong mcdork has been??? Your inner (most!) diva is amused, isn’t she?!
9. Breakup benefits!
If you guys get married, girl, you will get famed! But if you break up, the paparazzi is gonna love you… in a horrid way may be, but popularity-wise that’s a brownie!
10. Help a friend!
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Yea, I mean, you are one day, going to get tired of this dude, right? So what do you do then? Don’t worry! I have got that figured! Just go to the comment section and drop his number. Leave the rest to me! Totally!
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