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50 Thoughts Every Girl Has When Snooping Through Her Boyfriend’s Phone

C’mon! With technology on our side, we have all been there, done that! Snooping through the BF’s phone to find something scandalous, being heartbroken if we did find something and also feeling desperate if he came out clean!! Yes, that’s us women, being women!

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So is it embarrassing? Well, of course, it is! But is it necessary? Hell yeah! Though nothing good really comes from it! 😛

Here is a quick look at how jumbled, byzantine and convoluted a woman’s mind can get when she is snooping through her BF’s phone!

  • So his password is his birthday, huh? And not mine! Or our anniversary? Or the day we first met? The first kiss?!! The first I gave him a … anyway!
  • Does he even know my birthday or any of the other days?!
  • Will deal with that later. *Shifts focus on snooping*
  • Where do I begin? Spoilt for choices!!
  • Let’s start with Whatsapp!


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  • 20 unread messages?? How do the notifications not kill him?
  • Why am I doing this?
  • I wouldn’t like it if he’d snoop through my cell…
  • I should change my code to a pattern…
  • *Thinking all this while still swiping left-right to find some good stuff*
  • Hey, Instagram!
  • Sh*t I just sent a follow request!!!
  • Cancel cancel cancel!


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  • F*ck the phone’s got hanged!
  • *Shakes it fervently* *Slaps it* *Almost bangs it when it comes to life again*
  • Phew! That was quite a duel!
  • All right. Enough of this. Let’s get down with the SMSes!
  • Jesus Christ! Why so many d*ck pics in the drafts????
  • He has never sent me one. Did he anticipate and then abort mission?
  • Does he look at them for his own pleasure?
  • Wait, that’s gross!!!
  • Woah, whose b**bs are these???


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  • *Looks at it from different angles*
  • These aren’t mine!
  • Who the hell is sending him t*t pics??
  • Ah, porn screenshots! Phew!
  • If I do catch him of some mischief will that make him a freak or am I the odd ball here?
  • Arggghh I f*cking hate technology!
  • It is technology that is making me do all this!
  • Die Mark Zuckerberg…
  • Rot in hell Evan Spiegel. Haha everyone knows why you launched Snapchat!
  • Why does he never reply to his Dad’s texts?
  • Now that’s none of my business. Look who’s talking! As if snooping through his phone is? C’mon! I can’t contradict myself when I’m trying to investigate!
  • Focus!!!


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  • Woah! Who’s this bitch in the skimpy dress??? Sh*t it’s his mom! That’s his Mom????!!!
  • This is an awful idea. I am hating every single bit of it!
  • Wait who clicks so many gym selfies???
  • I know he does not post them on FB but it’s still embarrassing!
  • How many sisters can one man possibly have?
  • I am sure he is going to figure out!
  • Is he going to find out?

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  • But I didn’t even come across something fishy so doesn’t that make everything alright?
  • Oh crap! That makes it worse!
  • I am sure he has Tinder buried somewhere with other apps…
  • How can a guy be so loyal??
  • This can’t be true!
  • And now he is going to dump me because of this stupid wasted prying!
  • This plan has backfired. I am an idiot!


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  • I will slip this phone back to the place it was; to the place it is meant to be!

And pretend like all this never happened!

Phone? What phone?! 😉

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50 Thoughts Every Girl Has When Snooping Through Her Boyfriend's Phone
Sshhh, I am not the only one snooping through his phone, I know you do it too!
Riya Roy

Riya Roy

“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.” This Isaac Asimov line, embraces my love for writing in the finest and most desperate way that it is and should be! I was tormented by the earnestness of the written word not very early in my journey. But once smitten, it has helped me devour life twice over; savoring the moment and indulging in its memories. As a flâneuse, I wander to understand the intricacies of human relationships. Realizing that, they are just different manifestations of the same feeling of love, has been my greatest learning. I seek to share its opulence through the words I type.