Ever looked at a cute guy, felt your insides catch fire, only to be doused by the cold shoulder your cutie gave you? Yep, I know what you thought- it’s what we all think- how can someone so cute be so heartless?
Except I think this more for Christian Loubotin, Giuseppe Zanotti, Lanvin, Prada, and Jimmy Choo heels- oh wait, ALL high heels!
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If there were any oxymoron in the world that stings worse than the shoe bites you get from strapping on these have-to-have-them-even-if-wearing-them-is-slow-death pieces of the world, it is ‘comfortable heels.’ No seriously, go looking for them and I will bet all my high heels that you have better odds of finding a unicorn, with a gold horn, dancing among gremlins!
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If you, too, are a look-at-and-love-from-afar lover of high heels but secretly hate having anything to do them when you head out, here are eleven feelings you know all too well when it comes to high heels:
1. Your only response to how ‘elegant’ heels look is ‘pffssh…’
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2. You have no patience for the ‘trying-not-to-fall’ problems that heels tag along.
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3. Plus, you know how seriously un-cool it is to hobble in Prada. So, you give those delicate darlas the respect they deserve- a high spot in your closet!
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Suggested read: How to choose and wear the right kind of heels
5. You trash all people who endorse high heels for the ‘toned’ appearance they lend to calves and a*ses and a zillion other parts. You have nothing against’em- you just love your toes the most!
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6. When you are forced to wear heels, you itch to take’em off even before you can free your darling doubles from the vicious clutches of an underwire bra! When both come off- best F.E.E.L.I.N.G ever!
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7. When you know it will be long before you get to that, you simply carry a pair of flats in your bag. Yep, after the shutterbugs are gone, those li’l sh*ts need to come off!
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8. A designer sneaker sounds like THE DREAM to you!
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9. When they say that there’s no gain without pain, you see no reason to believe them. They also used to say the earth was flat! 😛
Is the high even worth the pain?
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