WhatsApp has become such a big part of how we connect these days that without it we would probably become dysfunctional (though I really hope we are smarter than that)!
However WhatsApp can be a cryptic jungle at times… ever wondered if couples were honest (like brutally honest) on it… I don’t think any relationship could take that. No, seriously- imagine boyfriends and girlfriends spelling out EVERYTHING they really think when the phone buzzes…
… coz if they did what would that even sound like?
Here’s how honest boyfriends would WhatsApp:
1. “Hey babe… Didn’t see your text!”
I totally saw it in the preview but I knew that checking it would entail replying to you, which could lead to an actual conversation, so I took a nap.
2. “Hey beautiful…What are you doing?”
Well, I really don’t give a damn about what you were doing, but if I don’t check in every two hours I will hear no end of it from you. A fight will follow and you will bring in the other fights in that… hours will go into it and I have a game I need to watch and I just cannot take the chances.
3. “So I’m heading out with the guys…catch you later!”
I am going Nowhere! I am just going to sit home and watch the telly…or not. I just can’t even pretend to be listening right now!
Suggested read: If boyfriends were really honest while arguing…
4. “I’m sitting with my folks!”
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I am definitely watching porn and doing all the stuff you’re going to be super ‘uncool’ about.
5. “Can we talk about this later?”
Could you please stop chewing my head off!
7. “I love you too!”
If I don’t say it back, I will feature in tomorrow’s obituary. Besides I really don’t think I could find anyone better than you. For now.
Straight face. You are not even close to funny but you are trying so hard!
9. “Hey…I am really tired, I am going to get some sleep”
My buddies are here and we are going to do anything but sleep. Don’t wait up.
Any boyfriends out there having a good laugh? 😉
Sorry- if your girlfriends are reading this too! 😛