Oh come on, girls. Do I even have to state a reason why bearded men are the hottest? Ha! Thought so. I know you are falling for that smoky facial hair, but let’s still celebrate our crushes on those sensuously provoking beards by reveling in our own dirty little secrets of ‘Why so.’
It’s about time we stop relating beards with the super unsexy notions of Merlin-like wisdom and the Gandalf-like old age. From the bottom of my heart, I bet all my X-men DVDs that you won’t be able to deny the steamy lure of those untamed manes. They make me go weak in the knees. So, sorry my clean-shaven classic cuties, but you’ll just have to wait behind your incredibly attractive bearded counterparts.
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Here are some of the many reasons why bearded guys take the cake when it comes to hotness levels:
1. It is delightfully rugged
Chris Evans
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This about sums it up. Being rugged always blows being goodie-good out of the water. Haven’t you ever wondered why the glam dolls always fall insanely for the “bad boys,” leaving the kind, good-natured guys in the awful friendzone? Aah! That’s the beard again, duh! All the incredible hot shots rule the world with their awesome bearded badassery. Newsflash folks: Beard is the new crown of the Alphas!
2. It makes our ‘Man Meter’ go beep…beep…beeeeep…
Ethan Hawke
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Have you ever run your fingers through those flirtatious tresses? Nah? Then you’re missing out. Have you tried the lip-smacking kisses exclusive to only these bearded hotties? If not, then you’re missing out bad. Hun, you haven’t felt the formidably impressive beard going down on you, right? It breaks my heart to say it, but dear, you’re missing out big time! That scraping touch is fun, exciting, and as sexy as it gets.
3. The wild mystery
Hugh Jackman
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Who can deny the air of shady sophistication following these hot lumberjacks? The veil of beard on those amazing jawlines can keep you sleepless at nights. There’s nothing more sexy and mysterious than the gravity with which a well-groomed beard pulls your hearts in with. Beards add an excitement of secrecy and the lure of the unknown, which is always too overwhelming to resist. A sexy shabbiness on the flawless clear of his skin; doesn’t it trigger a wild arousal in your blood? I’m sure it does. 😉
4. And, he runs the show like a boss!
Johnny Depp
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Stop with the drooling already. A beard is a proud badge of manhood, is it not? He wears it with pride, and the confidence adds to his charm. The beard of your man makes you want to trust him. He’s the man and that patch of hair on his face is the roar of power and control. Those beards are a dead ringer for the awesome manhandling we secretly crave, and that’s exactly what makes them the hottest.
5. The hint of that raw pleasure
Kit Harrington
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It’s not that easy to admit, but we don’t only desire the lovey-dovey mushy pink love. The color goes way up to the hot passionate red that boils in your every nerve at the mere sight of him. Believe it or not, many ladies associate the possibilities of a hardcore intimacy with body hair, and that totally makes these bearded men super-hot. That untamed seductive scrap of hair on his face; what does it do if not hint towards the promise of that wild and raw pleasure?
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6. No shoes, no shirts, no shaves!
Robert Downey Jr
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Gone are the days when clean shaves were the standard recipe to woo the girls. The ladies of the 21st century have evolved into loving the guys bold enough to hook up with their raw instincts. Beard is the new sexy. When they are dressed with their perfectly molded facial fuzz on, no other wear is needed to fuel up the hotness. They are sexy, and you frigging know it, babe. No shaving is not only natural, but it has become a phenomenon lately. Girls are over the clean baby-faced cuties. If you seek the sexy, you now know just the door to knock; find your solace in that facial forest.
7. If they can take care of that baby, then they’ve got the patience for you!
Robert Pattinson
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And isn’t that what we all look for? The patience to tend, the temperament to caress, and the commitment to care? Who can have a better chance at pleasing you than a guy who can grow and groom his beard without complaining? With this experience, you can expect your bearded men to handle you with the maturity that you desire and deserve.
8. And of course, he’s timeless
Ryan Gosling
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And we’ve come back to his looks! Of course, when we’re talking about the relationship of hot and heart, looks are a prerequisite, right? Beards are timeless. Whether the old school charm of the tux or the sexy-lazy freedom of the shorts and pullovers of the day, a nicely brushed beard can groom all your looks into an undying perfection. It has been giving us ladies a hard time since as long as memory itself goes back. Be it any time, any look, or even any guy, just the right shade on the face can set everything right on the sexy track!
9. They live the adventure of sweet and sour
Ryan Reynolds
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We all want a sweet and sour experience with our men, and this is something we can all agree on. A person who is only hard is too much to handle, but those that are only sweet are just too squishy. The raw barbarian, trimmed, and groomed into a lovable gentleness is just the happy medium that our bearded hotties promise.
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10. Umm… may be… because science also says it is so?
Zac Efron
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What difference does it make what I say until we finally get a stamp of approval from the laws of science? Well, good for you lucky beard-loving damsels, science itself concedes with our hearts: beards are the new sexy. According to many psychological studies conducted on the subject, women are more attracted towards men with a nice and full patch of facial hair. It not only acts as sexual bait for the ladies, but also gives a sense of your competence and well-being. Men also tend to respect and admire other men who have beards more. So, it’s settled then, isn’t it?
Well, there’s something totally super-sexy-awesome about these beards that make you go crazy for the guys. If we didn’t mention it, sound off in the comments below! We’d love to hear from all of you beard-loving romantics!
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