If you have got your hands on a sarcastic girl, well, we are kinda both happy and sad.

Happy coz well, we are nice people and you have got yourself a real good one there!

And sad because you took away another dateable option for the rest of the single folks- what, it’s slim pickings! 😉

Either which way, if you have got her and are dating her, we will tell you  everything you should know about her:

1. When you are dating the sarcastic girl, the words you utter are cannon fodder. As is everything you do. So, if you have called her ‘uptight,’ made her wait for a half an hour at the restaurant before turning up or simply been singing Honey Singh songs in the shower, expect her to bring out that underhanded sling that shoots stingy sarcastic stones below the belt for months. Or forever. Note: the aim is perfect. 😉

Image source: Tumblr

2. Do NOT expect the sarcastic girl to show affection in those mush-muck manners she constantly shoots sarcasm bullets at. She, in all probability, will call you an ‘as*hole,’ a ‘d*ckhead,’ a ‘jerk’ or some other related kin with a rolled eye and her quintessential smirk. Note: the bear hug will follow. That ain’t bad at all, is it? 😀

Image source: carainafrica

3. Her compliments aren’t ‘normal’ either. So, forget about being told how handsome you look in the tux or how adorable is *that* thing you do between the sheets. If anything, you’d get some backhanded compliments and no, she won’t spare any part of you! 😉 😛

Image source: thatscoop

4. You will be called upon to pack a few sarcastic punches yourself. Rolling out some witty quips will bring activate her competitive mode and that’s plain fun!

Image source: rebloggy

5. Her friends are simply modified versions of her- with the same razor-sharp tongues of wit-laced sarcasm! If you aren’t careful, you will be burned!

Image source: reactiongif

6. You will almost always have to steer clear of text messaging as a mode of communication. Coz honestly, no app has enough emojis to convey your girl’s meaning- when divorced from the slow clap, the eye-roll and the dead-eye stare! 😛

Image source: Tumblr

---

Suggested read: 100 amazing reasons for getting drunk!

---

7. You don’t have an ‘off’ switch for her default sarcasm settings. So, you shall almost never have a ‘literal’ conversation with her. Yes, she may dial it up or down, when the need be!

Image source: Giphy

8. Although the occasional sincere slips are not uncommon. But when they do come, treasure them. They are a rare gift from your beloved. 😀

Image source: Tumblr

9. Sarcasm ≠ Mean. She just finds humor to be a convenient solution to brave the challenges life throws her way. And if someone can’t deal with it, well, too bad!

Image source: Tumblr

10. However, if and when she does slip into borderline offensive or beyond, she will make up for it with an apology-like conversation. Just don’t expect tears and a full-blown repentant admission. 😛

Image source: Tumblr

11. Her sarcasm does not make her heartless. Don’t believe everything you hear. Contrary to rumors, she is just a carefree, no bullsh*t woman who can be equally thoughtful and charming. What- didn’t she cry while you quoted The Fault In Our Stars? So, her sarcasm doesn’t define her- it just makes her personality all the more awesome! Okay? Okay. Okay. J

Image source: Giphy

12. If you are even luckier, you will get the S-bug from her! It’s feels great, really!

Image source: reactiongif

Keep her, dude! Trust us, she’s a gem and they don’t make as many of’em anymore!

Featured image source: Giphy