So you have been out on multiple dates, have had some very steamy make out sessions, and well, what is going to inevitably follow is either going to blow the lid right off from all the ‘steam’ that can no longer be contained or going to steamroll you when the temperature hadn’t quite reached boiling point!
Yes, we are talking of sex for the first time. The time when things could actually leave you wanting more or wanting none of that no more! Sure, the make out sessions built the anticipation and you want to find out how the hottie fares in the bedroom but the report card, by its very nature, is always a scary prospect. Sex for the first time is that exam which when flunked, would mean repeating the dating period with another ‘potential’ and which when barely passed leaves one caught in the tangled web of niceties or simply, nah! I mean, how do you make that choice – a lifetime of mind-blowing kisses and mediocre sex or being out on the prowl again? Ahh, life’s a b**ch… On the other hand, if the report card shows straight A’s, you know you have some really big O’s coming your way! 😉
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But getting there means getting through sex for the first time – with this stranger who hasn’t seen you naked before, getting through either fantastic or failed foreplay and a ride that may or may not be gratifying! And yet, you do it – coz well, it’s a fair gamble. You have equal chances of winning!
And while you are doing it for the first time with the hottie who blew your mind away with his sweet and sexy kisses, we bet your mind is riding its own waves of torture, anticipation, and maybe, even fantasies about Ryan Gosling! 😉 <can you blame a girl>
1. So, this is going to happen…
2. I am so excited…
3. … and nervous…
4. Oh God, I am in such a pickle…
5. Get a grip girl, let’s do this…
6. First things first… is there a sexy way to take off clothes?
7. I wish the lights were off… so he couldn’t see my awkward octo-ways…
8. But then how’d I check him out?
9. The tough choices…
10. It’s just like choosing between sexy lingerie and grandma undies…
11. I mean one’d make it look like I was a s*ut planning it all along and another like Bridget Jones’ underwear buddy!
12. Thank God for semi-sexy bikinis…
13. Focus girl… the problem NOW is undressing so you don’t seem like a messed up version of swamp monster wrestling your pants…
14. God, I guess I totally screwed that up…
15. I just hope my bikini line isn’t too red from the waxing…
16. Did that metallic tassel thingy on my bra make a noise as I flung it over the chair?
17. God, I don’t want to seem like a h**ker…
18. And look at him strutting around with the confidence of a Brad Pitt circa Fight Club…
19. I wonder how many girls he’s had up here… THAT confident!
20. I hope it’s not a fleet or something…
21. And if it is… God… <praying>… let me be the hottest…
22. Oh… here it comes… he’s touching me…
23. Darn you, butterflies… just fly the eff away…
24. Man, he sure knows his way around my curves…
25. If he can get me hot with just his touch, I wonder what will happen when that throbbing piece in his denims is out…
26. Is it big?
27. Or is it not?
28. Oh God… please let it be big…
29. Damn you wonder boy, just take those denims off and lay the confusion to rest…
30. Right… this is it… Showtime…
31. Ohh… my… I like what I see…
32. Keep it cool woman, you don’t want to seem too eager…
33. You know what they say, don’t keep him around if he won’t go down… so…
34. Oh he is… he is…
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35. I hope my hoo ha is great…
36. … that’s the thing… yeah… yeah… oh yeah…
37. Whoa…
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38. I guess he can stick around…
39. Ahh… he’s flipping me around… nah, that can’t be it…
40. Ohh… I can feel his thing… rock hard…
41. Now comes the scramble for the condom…
42. I don’t know if he struggling with the rubber or the seasons have actually changed!
43. Great! He has it on…
44. But now… time for misspokes… until he gets his ship in the port…
45. No, no, no, no… yes… oh no, no… no… no…
46. Darn you movies… how can this ever be effortless with a stranger?
47. Okay… there you go… yeah… yeah… yeah…
48. No, please don’t come now, am not even close…
49. Oh, so he’s finished…
50. Yeah, he can’t stay…
What – he passed the prelims but the final – he flunked like a doppelganger of Harry Potter who didn’t know how to use his wand! 😛
Do you remember the first time you did it? Yeah, we are listening! 😉
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